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Bring me bread to hold my meat so my cards don't get greasy.
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Me: *hoping for a text from a girl* My phone, buzzing: "⏳ AI-Powered Market Domination—Schwab’s Trading Hub Advanced technology fueling superior market insights. Expected returns: 461%-1581% 👇🏻👇🏻 htttps://cuutt.ly/Rrwbz-yq6?wfj=3ipuW-ZPsr "

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"They say that love comes around. I don't see it." Early contender for album of the year.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

submitted 8 days ago • 126 comments

Canada in the timeline we get annexed

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Love u, Finns, but this game has all the makings of a shellacking. #GoCanadaGo #4Nations #hockey

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

trois rivières? dans cette économie?

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

i'm tired of looking at elon's face

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 14 days ago • 163 comments

Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment (Y.D.A.U.) not feeling that far away at this point.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, I practice inbox zero: there's zero chance I'm answering all these emails.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

the bass tone in no one knows by queens of the stone age

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

Hi, I’m Devin—founder of #bipolarclub, a global mental health community I started in 2019 to connect and support people living with bipolar disorder. I’m currently working on Bipolar SOP, a project sharing systems and insights for navigating life with bipolar. Join the journey.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i wrote 1200 words about songs for the deaf, on how it is my emotional support album, and was for a time my connection with a reality i had separated from. it's also about what an incredible lineup this was ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Airport hack: Put all of your shampoos and lotions and juices in the freezer. They're not liquids anymore. You can take them though security. Checkmate, TSA.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments