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CD-i Nintendo Researcher - Doom Modder - Moth Liker - Survivor Of The Wakkanai Incident Profile pic by @usbfig.bsky.social https://aypos-library.neocities.org/
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Help me, Link! I keep washing my hands, but they'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be clean! They'll never be

Help me Cojiro :((((

Don’t FUCKING touch me

Art trade with @/ponyzillaz

ember with their sword their sword doesnt have any powers in it, so it probably throws people off when they fight ember and get fire and ice powers instead of nature powers, lol #ART #DigitalART #anthro

An anime girl who is seemingly "perfect" at first glance has been seen making a dull stare, followed immediately by a maniacal grin!

We’re dining like kings tonight, Link.

Hey, it’s me, your skin. I’ve turned myself into your skin, Link. Can you feel me, Link? I’m starting to feel a little dry, Link. Will you moisturize me, Link? The meat and muscles beneath me, your skin, feels strong and warm, Link. Keep me soft and supple, Link. I’m enveloping all of your organs an

When I was a lad, a wise man once told me, “True cummers hold all the power in this world.” I took those words to heart.

Going to draw another character design based off an extinct species (like Lucinda). I think she will be a dodo :)

Order up Dr Pepper for yours truly #pixelart #art

Famous Movie Goofs: Nobody noticed that Kate Winslet was T-posing in this scene in Titanic and they actually released the movie like this.

youtu.be/vZmb4T6kRwg made a vid

I'm asking you nicely to bounce, Link. Get bouncing.

And it’s not Gonna stop And we’ll never Be fine And the negative space And the pausing of time It’s the sound Of my voice At the edge Of the ear Where all Of your love Is beginning To wear Away

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

kinda wanna make a collection of what i think are the funniest jump animations in video games. very fond of kyle reese's "one for the money, two for the show" leg wiggle jump in Terminator for the NES

the zoot suit Samus meme is interesting because Tom & Jerry's Hep Kats (1943) is really the first "metroidvania." The early route into the girl's house is closed off, so Tom has to collect pieces of more powerful gear and then backtrack. I am making this post specifically to piss off 2-3 game devs.

🩸To be painted / Blood covered ⚔️

Help me, Link! I have been pickled due to a horrible mixup from King Harkinian! Rescue me from this mason jar prison before I start to ferment!

This guy better be in the next Sonic movie

tezuka style deltarune cast cuz it's awesommmmme

New character! Weathervane, Vane for short. [They/any] If you asked them about their life they'd say it was nothing special. #OC / #Characterdesign / #ExtantUniverse

I have to show you all one of my favorite magic the gathering cards ever:

Makar got hit by a cannonball and turned into so many splinters

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

(Reloading shotgun) THEY’RE COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING WALLS, MAN

Morshu has become an idol in an attempt to revitalize Koridai’s culture!

Not a single unit of information. Completely asemic advertising

Check this thing out. comm for beelzebubzz

Pervert Alert!

j dawg funny moments

remembered periwinkle exists #ART #DigitalART #anthro

I'll be the one who ends up getting hurt.

Gwonam Ally Portfolio! This is Cooler Edgier Link Who Wrestles With the Boys and Takes His Shirt Off. he’s much cooler than you, so I’ll be giving him Hints from now on! Bye!

マグマラシはかわいい

Looks like we lost Morshu in the swamp, Link. Mission accomplished!

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

My two beautiful boys Official Website and Game Manual

Thinking about reawakening the undying light later

Ra’s Al Ghul has been heard stating something cryptic about the fate of Gotham City!

I suppose!

Look, Link! It’s Lieutenant Surge, the Lightning American!

I live in the computer! Heeeeeeeeelp!!!!!