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Geordie born but living in Sheffield. Proudest achievement is my two Yorkshire born kids being Mags. Too left leaning to enjoy the Bond-Villains platform. Dabbles in running, cats, beer, and all things black and white. Up the Mags.
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T’Classico #SUFC #LUFC #SHULEE

Eddie’s ingame management is dire. He only seems able to make us worse as the game goes on. #NUFC #NFFC #NEWNFO

Has Eddie told them they can just have a nap during the second half? Scandalous levels of complacency. #NUFC #NFFC #NEWNFO

TIME WASTE NOW YOU C**TS. #NUFC #NFFC #NEWNFO

You fucking idiots. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOTS. #NUFC #NFFC #newnfo

Tomorrow is a must win. Let’s not f*** up a home league match YET AGAIN. #NUFC

So. #NUFC signed a shirt sponsorship deal when #Sela for £35m a season. And the #PremierLeague #PL said owing to #APT rules it could only be £25m a season. The APT rules which are now deemed illegal and void. The premier league and Richard Masters ARE corrupt.

Me (as the ball comes in): “A Leeds winner here would be genuinely hilarious” Me 10 seconds later: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Genuinely hilarious. #LUFC #SAFC #LEESUN #NUFC

If that nudge by the forward was against Liverpool, it’s a free kick to the defender and the penalty isn’t awarded. #LFC #WWFC #LIVWOL

If that goal was scored against Liverpool I absolutely guarantee it would have been ruled out. #LFC #WWFC #LIVWOL

Honestly thought Howe got it totally wrong yesterday. We’ve had a week gap since our last game when a lot of first teamers were rested ANYWAY. Got a week gap until the next one. Why not get into them? Why not play like we always play? Why? Baffling. #NUFC #MCFC #MCINEW

#NUFC: BUY A NEW PIECE OF ADIDAS STUFF. Also NUFC: HAVE A MISERABLE GUTLESS PERFORMANCE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE NONE OF OUR PLAYERS GIVE A SHIT

Losing at these places is kind of expected. It’s Citeh. But that was gutless and cowardly. You didn’t even try. Embarrassing. Shameful. Gutless c**ts. #NUFC #MCFC #MCINEW

Every so often. It just feels like the lads can’t be arsed. Just. Can. Not. Be. Arsed. Like as if they Just don’t give a sh**. Like they just dont care. #NUFC #MCFC #MCINEW

I have consulted my lawyers and the following statement is legally air tight. Richard Masters of the #PremierLeague has been sucked off by the owners of #MUFC #LFC #AFC #CFC and #THFC. So he fixes things for them. But the owners of #NUFC #MCFC and #NFFC won’t suck him off.

If it wasn’t for Masters rules we wouldn’t have had to sell Anderson and Minteh (maybe). Mind you. We wouldn’t have had to buy that Greek GK as part of the “exchange”. #NUFC #PremierLeague

So Masters WAS fixing it for #LFC #MUFC #AFC and #THFC #NUFC should now take legal action against all these clubs, Masters and the #PremierLeague. Masters must resign.

Started a new game on #FM24 with #NUFC and this game absolutely has Almiron perfectly. *gives ball away making wrong decision* *sprints 40 yards to retrieve ball* *then gives ball away again making wrong decision*

WHAT IS IRONY YOU DIRTY CHEATING SCOUSE C**T #LFC

#LFC fans after beating #NUFC with a 99th minute goal when only 5 minutes of time were signalled: “The referee has done well. The laws should always be applied fairly.” Liverpool fans after #EFC score in the 99th minute when only 5 minutes of time were signalled: “NOT LIKE THAT. THATS NOT FAIR”

The thing that’s always done my head in about #FM24 is the unrealistic TV choice games. 1st v 2nd playing each other for the title? No TV. 13th v 14th and 11th against 12th with absolutely nothing at stake? THATS OUR SUPER SUNDAY. THE BATTLE FOR 11TH. Please fix in #FM25