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Nerd, Poet, Activist, Pervert. 28yrs He/They
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I fell into his orbit with the inevitability and finality of the comet that killed the dinosaurs. 💖

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KILT

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RIvALS

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Unclear whether or not I just got engaged. I'm still drunk.

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Soooo Uhhhh, I drank 7-8 hots of cheap whiskey and fucked my best friend while pretending I was a demon and he was a priest. It was sloppy and kinda not good. Happy Valentine's Day. I'm STILL a little drunk.

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Kneel before Yetaxa. #BarbaraWright #DoctorWho Goddamn what a girlboss. #mommy

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NEW: A 25-year-old who's worked for Elon Musk companies now has direct control over a Treasury system disbursements from which amount to a fifth of the US economy. He does not, our sources say, have "read only" access, but high-level admin privileges on a mainframe housing all the code.

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People are scared to go outside. #ICE

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Trump will say he had to cut OPM because it was corrupted. They will stop paying SS claiming there’s no one there to do it, but he’s going to fix it. No, really. Just two weeks.

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Working around the character limit to crosspost from my Tumblr.

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We now have a clear, fact-based blistering report on the lack of an enforceable ethics management process for SCOTUS. SCs in all 50 states have a well-defined process that works. Why is this only coming out now, I ask Congress! What will the Ds do with it? And when? www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...

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My most toxic old man opinion? #beefjerky used to be harder to chew. These days it's like they put moisturizer in it or something so lily-livered #femmeboys don't choke on this thick slab of meat. I want to sink my teeth in and have to proper chop and tear into it like a dog with a bone.

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No joke, my favourite era of the show.

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this place sucks I'm going back to #tumblr

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Gay sex would be simpler and less homoerotic than whatever those two have going on. I didn't say their names but you thought of someone, huh?

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Bandages Over The Heart (despite the cringey name) was some of the darkest, kinkiest shit I'd ever written. AND it was fanfiction for a video game! But it could probably be reworked into something publishable. Demons are cool again.

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This is it in a nut shell 🦋

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Murry Chrimmas. Bah humbug

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I searched "This Year Is Going To Kill Me" on Spotify, and found the hiddenest of gems. 3 monthly listeners and he's been doing this since 2013. I'm so winning Obscurity this year. #spotify #ambientmusic

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Deleted scenes from Doctor Who Season One and the 60th Anniversary Specials youtu.be/IqQsL79UpMs?...

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the boys in the molecular gastronomy kitchen just made a new soup you're gonna love. they says it tastes like the umbilical walkway for terminal 4C at laguardia on november 3rd 1998. it's absolutely liminal. we've also got bread

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👍🏼

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More Trumpian attacks on our health system.

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This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

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Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon. The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!

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