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the-karma-jockey.bsky.social
A random nerd on the Interwebs. Twitch Streamer. RPG and Video Game player. Fluent in Snark and Random Comments. Neurospicy (shocking). Cat Dad.
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New account, introduction to me is best through my art - fairy doors! . #bluetoucanstudios #rainbow #thefairydoor

Hope everyone enjoys their VD. Wait. That came out wrong... Or did it?

Same.

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

"It's okay, girl, it's okay. I know you hate it, but the vet says you only have to wear it until Wednesday, when the stitches come out."

Had a question for a public agency. Called the number, it gave me another specialized number to call. While on hold I pooped, showered, brushed my teeth and got dressed. Over the 45 minute mark. I am starting to be dubious about my "call being important to them" as the recording keeps repeating....

What's worse than doing the equivalent of repeatedly headbutting a porcupine for migraine control? Waiting over 45 minutes in a poorly lit room to do the equivalent of headbutting a porcupine repeatedly for migraine control.

I forgot how to post.... I think the key to it is talking about....Things. I also forgot how to Thing.

Don't buy these....WAIT! No, buy as much of it as you can and send it to me for proper....uhhhh....disposal....

So, Earth grown Balls....

A CEO of an Insurance company was killed? Gee, I would jump to my feet in protest if it wasn't for my continually denied for treatment chronic back pain....

Thank you for this vote of confidence @donkoclock.bsky.social. 🙏 💙 As a longtime member of the Resistance, I want EVERYONE who treasures Democracy to pledge their total commitment to fight the good fight with every fiber of their being & never succumb to the Orange Side!!! 🆚 Sincerely Yours, Mar🐫

I felt off all day. Just realized it was a migraine hiding in my head like an asshole ninja.... time for meds and low lights... gonna punch that ninja in the dick.

Sorry about No stream yesterday or today. Spent all of today in Dental Urgent Care to get the offending tooth pulled....

Stream will be starting a little late today, but I should be able to go longer to make up for it. Will either be a punch fest or a new character in Skyrim. Either way it will be ridiculous, but in a good way.

I am having a crap day. In case you are too, here is Neil:

Spent the morning wrestling my elderly cat so I could trim poop off her behind... Ah, the Glamorous Life.