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30 | they/them (collectively) | Jewish plural Hello, we are a group of people sharing one body! We are large, fictive heavy and adaptive. **We accept all systems.** Our Tumblr is https://thenetvvork.tumblr.com and our collective info can be found there.
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Whelp shabbat shalom y'all 🤗

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I may not be very profane by BlueSky standards, but it's not about how many swears are in your skeets. What matters is how many you have in your heart.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

This equine is intoxicated! Which of you miserable peasants got my horse high?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

#frogfriday

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My buddies have stopped inviting me to poker night because they claim that I've become too invested in the intrigues and complexities of the royal households, which is typical Diamond apologist nonsense.

submitted 118 days ago • 3 comments

Plot twist. The wilderness releases me into oncoming traffic.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

My brain has so many made up rules it’s exhausting!

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

This mountain of laundry isn’t going to fold itself. *lights match*

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

I’m only asking if we’ve TRIED throwing a virgin in a volcano

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

Spring is in the air, froggy has some blossoms! #cuteart #frog #frogart #chibiart #kawaiiart

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

So, I see you woke up again this morning. Interesting.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

#Wip of my favorite boys ❤️ #jonsnow #Robbstark #asoiaf

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No I will not prepare for a disaster. I am a disaster

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You’re so stupid that if you had two brains they would fucking rattle

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wip, goodnight 🌙

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It's my birthday today. 🍃 I'm grateful to everyone who has stuck around. Freelance has been busy and it's only because of these communities and the amount of support they have shown me over the years. So thanks.

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And the award for most thinly veiled passive-aggressive remark goes to… “I hope you have the day you deserve”! Well done and congratulations. I hope you have the day you deserve.

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coffee for your tummy, a coffee that heals tummy aches. this could change everything

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

FRIDAY FACES! 😀

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Started up my art again, but I haven't drawn for over a week due to the flu, I feel so rusty! 😵‍💫

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

okay, and is this project's "due date" in the room with us right now?

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Demise would be a great girls name.

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

two modes: -cannot fall asleep because something could happen -have to fall asleep because cannot handle one more thing happening

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

she is all of us

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Staying alive is a really expensive bad habit.

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Drugs Are Really Entertaining

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Wolf adoptable toyhou.se/31976854.ope...

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a bong joon-ho reboot of donnie darko could fix me. it could fix everything

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

Nature's music 🐺

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

jackie but casually 🐱

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Weaksauce 😔

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@profanity.accountant

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Why would you go to bed just because you are very tired? Instead, keep scrolling. There will certainly be a reward for this

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

1-2 ghosts is okay, but once you have like, a ghost family, shit gets expensive.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

If I stop moving for more than 30 seconds I fall asleep. They should make screensavers for people

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Sex is good but have you ever been high and remembered you have ice cream?

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

“I’m with you 100%.” TRANSLATION: I’m with you maybe 17%.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Daily bunny no.2885 wishes they were taller

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Flashback to November 2015, and Sugar and Spice in their very early days.

submitted 6 days ago • 97 comments

It’s impossible to be liked by everyone. It’s also impossible to be disliked by everyone. What is possible is not giving a shit. It’s all about achievable goals.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I always carry a Ziplock bag of human hair for crime scene tampering.

submitted 37 days ago • 19 comments

Posting with a heavy heart today…. sorry, not sad, just been eating a lot of deep-fried cheese.

submitted 91 days ago • 15 comments

timeline cleanse - meet Lady Gaga, who turned five last week

submitted 6 days ago • 68 comments

If you elect me president, on day one, I will create a task force that will crack down on cafes that advertise cold brew coffee and then bait and switch it with iced Americano. This betrayal comes to an end now!

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Lrs literally the other month the time clock at work wouldn't let me clock in and I was sooo scared but turns out the system was just down. I always joke about wanting to be fired but I guess I don't actually want that

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Whenever I have a hard time signing into something at work, I pray that I've been let go and haven't been told yet

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