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Writer, currently producing the webnovel Plague Wizard on Royal Road. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/97081/plague-wizard-a-souls-like-litrpg
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Just wanted to play some Marvel Rivals on my day off but PSN said 'no.' But that's FINE, it's FINE, everything is FINE.

Maybe the latest SpaceX rocket going up in flames is an omen for the coming year.

Now I don't know who this 'Neil Gaiman' guy is, but I sure am glad Sir Terry Pratchett wrote Good Omens completely on his own. #booksky

Water, moisture in its most pure and literal form, does nothing for moisturising dry skin. This is bullshit, I'm going to call evolution and complain.

BRANDON, PLEASE, I CAN ONLY FIT SO MUCH ON MY SHELVES #booksky #stormlight

I'm kind of a mind that if your assassination leads to people cheering for your assassin worldwide... maybe you lived a pretty bad life.

Many such cases

"I can't believe Biden pardoned his own son!" Dawg, at this Biden could drop his pants and spray liquid diarrhea into a crowd of people and I couldn't judge him for it. At this point who gives a fuck, he don't owe folks anything.

A large part of being an adult is just finding random cuts on your fingers and wondering where the hell they came from.

>'Easy airfryer recipes' >Look inside >"Prepare oil in a frying pan."

A true hero

I'm about to go back to bed but I had to stay up long enough to see how this turned out and I love it. STABBY BOOKMARKS YES PLEASE

Gonna be totally honest and say I've never really had a good experience with a literary agent. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places. #booksky #writesky

Dandadan episode 8 was solid, as expected. Wasn't expecting the alien dudes to be a reoccurring problem but I dig them. And you can tell the author has way too much fun using urban legends as inspiration #dandadan #anime

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 1:

Branching out with #promosky -Writer (currently producing a webnovel, big into fantasy) -Anime -RPGs -Classic lit -Video Games -Discworld

Been casually rewatching Seinfeld again, just finished the Susan arc. Insane they did that, insane they got away with it, top tier TV

Crazy how you can browse your feed on Bluesky, and not be constantly be bombarded with propaganda from the worst human beings to have ever lived. It's nice.

Reading 'The Poppy War', 'Salem's Lot' and 'The Stand' at the moment. All really solid, all really fucking bleak.

John this is becoming a serious problem, we're all very worried about you.

good morning from the Breakfast Brigade

Blood Meridian summarized The Kid: Eeyikes, I don't think we stand a chance against these comanches! Judge Holden: I'll be the JUDGE of that *another genocide happens* #bloodmeridian #books

Peak fiction tbh

So am I crazy for thinking the Chappelle gig was the moment Elon Musk well and truly lost his mind? He was bad before that point, but having people very loudly and publicly boo him sent him through an anime villain breakdown, and he's been spiralling since then.

Hey all on Bluesky! I'm currently writing a litRPG webnovel on Royal Road called Plague Wizard. If you're a fan of Dark Souls, Berserk, Fear and Hunger, or Vermis, then it's a ghastly tale to tickle your fancy! www.royalroad.com/fiction/9708...

Watching Breaking Bad but shaking my head so people know I think Walter White is a bad guy