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S03E17 ā€˜Homer at the Batā€™ Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! Youā€™re off the team!

S03E16 ā€˜Bart the Loverā€™ Oh fudgeā€¦thatā€™s broken. Fiddle dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. Iā€™m not going to swear, but I am going to kick this doghouse down!

S03E15 ā€˜Homer Aloneā€™ Oh man. You want a bad night? Try sleeping on one of these.

S03E14 ā€˜Lisa the Greekā€™ Moe, this is L.S. Calling for H.S. Just gimme the bet, Lisa.

S03E13 ā€˜Radio Bartā€™ šŸŽµ Thereā€™s a hole in my heart as deep as a well For that poor little boy whoā€™s stuck half way to hell šŸŽµ

S03E12 Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.

S03E11 We were talking about chocolate? Zat was ten minutes ago!

S03E10 Hello, this is Hugh Jazz.

S03E09 Dear God! Not again!

S03E08 Duh, look at me. Iā€™m Principal Skinner.

S03E07 I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. Andā€¦and I donā€™t want any zombie turkeys. I donā€™t want to turn into a turkey myself. And I donā€™t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

S03E06 Didnā€™t Itchy junior look happy playing with his father? And didnā€™t Scratchy junior look happy playing with his dad? Until they got run over by the thresher? Wasnā€™t that a beautiful cartoon? For the love of God, cut to a commercial!

S03E05 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Is Homer a hero? The answer is no.

S03E04 Give me three fingers of milk, ma.

S03E03 Or as we say around here ā€˜left as rainā€™! Just stamp the ticket.

S03E02 ā€˜We the purpleā€™? What the hell was that?

S03E01 Hey Mom, Dadā€™s in a mental institution.