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Aw yeah already getting super anxious about leaving Grem at the kennel. 🙃

The dogs are conked out, exhausted, from getting extremely het up over me packing for a trip. Little do they know, we're leaving in two hours so they can be dropped off at my mum's and the kennel, and I can head South.

*points* THAT'S MY ICON lmao

By the way, this is one of the issues where you might be able to make some headway with GOP reps if you live in a rural district. It has always been the heavily red rural districts that stopped them from destroying USPS in the past. Reps know their constituents depend on USPS.

There are 800 people in my town. Our post office was already closed and now we get mail delivery from the surrounding towns. There are already people in the more remote areas of town who are having issues with mail delivery during the winter. If it gets worse...

AAA truck sent to pull me out of my driveway can't get up it

i like how much of reacher is just him finding clothes that will fit his big reacher man bod, bc i, too, hate how the clothing industry does not account for actual bodies

The guy from Reacher has a decades old feud with Matt Gaetz ahahahahahahahahahahaa Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

In a very genuine way we need to salute dudes like this who are just big guys in baseball caps who say things like “I’m a Christian so I think we should care about everybody”

I see many of you are discovering Woke Reacher Man and I just want to put forth Fig. 69 into the peer review.

They really oughta make another Miss FIsher movie. This one is just not enough.

lmao I'm trapped in my driveway because my piece of shit plow guy was too chickenshit to finish plowing the driveway the last two storms because it was "icy" and he "didn't want to risk hitting [my] car" and so now I've got 2 inches of powder on top of 2 inches of ice on top of more snow.

More people have bid on my Craft Fair for Trans Kids fingerless mitts than I ever thought would! Check them out if you haven't already: www.32auctions.com/organization...

i need everyone who's ever posted about "woo-to-fascist" to read this, bc i haven't seen a single one of you express concern for undocumented indigenous or minority religious practitioners.

I've got a thing in the ofmdcraftfair for trans kids if anyone wants fingerless gloves: www.32auctions.com/organization...

What’s funny is that there are still people (including here) saying “Walt was just a guy with no other options because of the health care system,” when the show explicitly had him admit that this was a lie, that he did it because he enjoyed it. If you missed that part, you missed the point.

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE FIXED BLENDERS SHIT UI AND MADE IT USABLE BY HUMANS WITHOUT INVESTING A SHIT TON OF TIME JUST KNOWING WHERE THE SINGLE OPTION YOU NEED IT FOR IS OR LEARN 300 GODSDAMNED SHORTCUTS RESKEETED TO THE MAX HOLY SHIT

If this post randomly shows up in your feed, it is your sign to quit your job, move out to the country and start the goose farm you’ve always dreamed about

@doombots.bsky.social Help I love Sevika and her mechanical arm so much.

Who wants to bring me a pizza and mozzarella sticks

Y'all I know the tiny anglerfish pic is funny and "oh lmao the monster is only tiny" but uno that there are a few kinds that get up to 3 feet long, right? That's huge.