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is this the afterlife? indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . 💙🐻 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
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A full third of federal government employees are veterans. Elon and co think fed employees are a bunch of granola eating liberals but they're sorely mistaken. Rendering hundreds of thousands of veterans unemployed with cuts to their VA healthcare and no job prospects is a recipe for an insurgency.

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*fog rolls in* oh shit, my ride is here. gg

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The Twin Peaks logs have weird things to say

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

They love disabled people in “inspirational” stories, until we ask for healthcare, jobs, and rights.

submitted 22 hours ago • 20 comments

You say "difficult woman" like I'm going to be offended.

submitted 18 hours ago • 13 comments

engaging in resistance solidarity via grilled cheese & memes ✊️

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Bluehair Gender Pronoun Pope 2025

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

Happy weekend

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“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Farmers: “He was supposed to hurt other people, not us.”

submitted 11 days ago • 4032 comments

a game of horseshoes A GAME OF HORSESHOES

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her but don't judge her based on her appearance. Women should support each other, not tear each other down.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous

submitted 2 days ago • 269 comments

you know what's a fun word? regicide.

submitted 3 days ago • 131 comments

Pardon me, sir.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Gee. You're right. I hope my nipples calm down

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

tbh I've never felt fancier than when I got a smart plug I could voice control this is what the Jetsons promised us

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"It's nice to do things together as mates," I mumbled around a mouthful of garlic before climbing down into the newly dug hole. My oldest friends took their shovels and silently began to fill it until there was only the outline of freshly stamped earth where three roads met.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

does anyone know how the talking trash heap scored such a sweet gig on Fraggle Rock

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

people just don't dress up all fancy and jump a motorcycle over things like they used to

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t underestimate the therapeutic power of a weighted blanket or getting your body rolled up in a carpet.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Sorry I rhymed "ridin' dirty" with "hurdy-gurdy." I panicked during the rap battle.

submitted 29 days ago • 9 comments

Bro got out-biohacked, skill issue

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

violence is not the answer. we must look to the peaceful, nonviolent actions of MLK Jr and Gandhi. hey, whatever happened to those guys? no need to look it up. i'm sure it turned out great

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Most of the places I don't ever want to go back to are people.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s share a laugh before they put us in the truck.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

some whistle wednesday☘️ CUZ WE NEED MORE WHIMSY AROUND HERE 😤😤 🎼 st michael's mount

submitted 3 days ago • 44 comments

just curious how so many ppl are surprised that mediocre white men are able to project an air of genuine, sincere confidence and competence with a tp trail of failures stuck to their shoe have y’all never been in a business meeting? or talked to a cop? or tried to purchase a car? or been to a bbq?

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DOGE is such a stupid fucking word. I’m not a violent man but I want to kick it in the undescended testicles

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

I don't want to find joy in the ordinary, I want to find joy in a dark pact sealed with a fell creature under the light of strange stars

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I trust health advice from my piercer over RFK Jr

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Someone on Twitter once asked “where can I find a girl like you” and my immediate answer was, like all girls, I can be found in a dark section of the woods, plotting malevolently, and when you find me, you’ll wish dearly that you had searched elsewhere

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

think in order to run for president you should have to answer a bridge troll's riddles three

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments