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Whispering into the void all the things I can't say out loud. Unapologetically live-tweeting my life. Don't Follow me, you probably won't enjoy it.
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P sure I took my brain meds yesterday but the brainmeats is trying to lie to me and say I didn't :D I opened bluesky four times to make this post and got distracted every time and forgot before I even made it to the Make Post button. Hurray!

- open excel file - hit f12 - select an existing excel file with the name I want to use - change file save type to pdf - excel: "tHiS xls file exists dO yOu WanT to RepLACE it?" WHO THE FUCK PROGRAMMED THIS

I don't consider myself a definition of "highly educated", but even I know some basic economic concepts. So it is today that I realised, a large majority of the population downstairs actually does not, and the implications it raises now horrifies me...

Lmao? I glanced up at the break room tv and saw "frustrated with current political climate, US doctors eyeing Canada for new careers"

I've been listening to radio news all day waiting for the 1pm tariff announcements but now that they're streaming his voice I can't fucking listen anymore it's just nonstop bullshit

Could the news outlets stop calling it "liberation day"? You're just feeding his fucking ego because it's making him think he's created another Independence Day.

I hope every person that roars down the urban street in their muscle car between the hours of 11pm to 7am dies in a horrible car crash

Bf makes fun of me for having "white people blindness" about celebrities, and then without hesitation agrees that someone we met looks a lot like Chris Hemsworth. I'm an artist, I can tell 'em apart thank you very much, so I know I'm not wrong stating that Hollywood has an ideal look.

I have a cold and it sucks

10:30pm. I'm home. And I gotta go to work tomorrow like normal because end stage capitalism

Good news and bad news: I'm still alive after four flights in three days

Walking around an airport terminal looking for a warm spot to curl up in probably looks suspicious

GET TO THE AIRPORT EARLY THEY SAY THERE'S DELAYS IN TSA THEY SAY FUCKER THE COUNTER ISNT EVEN OPEN FOR US TO DROP OFF OUR BAGS

Now taking bets on what'll happen during my trip to California: -plane crash and I survive -plane crash and I die -detained for being crazy enough to come over in these times -nothing and I have a wonderful visit

Rare post about having an ok day today.

I don't feel dead inside today, but I'm still annoyed my supervisor is dragging their heels on some things only they can do and I have to deal with the annoyed clients that it isn't done yet.

Another day over, another day I wish I were dead

I'm not ok. But I got chicken tendies for dinner

I took a sick day off yesterday. Back to work today. I am dead inside.

I legitimately expected to stop existing by 25. 30. 35. Welp... What the hell do I do now

What's it called when you've binged your latest video game fixations so you're taking a break from them and then you also don't have the executive function to do the chores you need to take care of before you take off for a weekend so instead you go lay in bed and be comfy Oh yeah,depression

Holding back farts all day is so tiring Jesus Christ

Accounting is so damn weird. Every time I've asked about the steps to do something, instead of explaining why something's done a certain way, I've just gotten "We just have to do it this way"

Listening to a global news station streaming online with another app's rock jazz in the background makes listening about this constant bullshit more interesting

Wonder what it takes to make a living as a book author.

I'm gonna be honest guys I am about to have a nervous breakdown in the office

Kinda wanting to die today. Just so I never have to work a day job again.

I got unfollowed at some point LOL

*low-volume unsure screaming*

Soviet America?

I kinda wanna laugh. Kinda wanna go backhand all the people who really wronged me. Kinda wanna take a long drive and never return.

Day after day after day I wish for this planet to be taken out of existence And then I write the fifth email asking a home owner to wait a bit longer for their fucking refund cheque

It's been years but I still can't get over how I felt watching a while group of people puzzle over identifying the kanji on a carved stick... "Hmm I recognize 'neko' but the other kanji are a mystery to me" ...except it was Chinese, you dumb fucks