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I listen to a lot of melancholy music. Definitely human.
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Websites every time I try to cancel a subscription:

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@darterdancer.bsky.social #valentinesday

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One of the worst tropes in modern sitcoms is the wedding-where-everything-goes-wrong. Sitcom writers, I implore you to stop this nonsense. You are better than this.

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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

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Goofy legs sleep

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I don't think Peter Pan or James Hook called it a "clockodile" #missedopportunities

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How to give everyone in your home trust issues in one simple step:

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Outside is different

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What in the sandhill is goin' on here?

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Shout out to all the acquaintances who were forgot as we transitioned into this new year. It gets better.

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"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

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In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes...

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When are they starting their fake psychic detective agency?

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Paraphrase: PCA Process costs emotionally, spiritually, and physically. open.spotify.com/episode/6dxH...

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Hello #ElderMillennials- did you go to college in 2002? Then I have the ultimate beer pairing for you: pairing #BeerStyles with #HomestarRunner characters #jorb

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open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

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Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Hubert Hawkins: The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

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Please consult with your doctor if you start exhibiting any of the following symptoms:

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I was going to write a skeet about an abbess, her sisters, and their coin-minting business, but quite frankly I've had enough of this nun-cents.

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If you are a millennial, your mom's favorite Lord of the Rings character is Gimli.

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The Gospel Coalition is the main villain in an old Doctor Who episode.

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