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Morgan McSweeney is a Russian asset who is being paid by Russia to help get Nigel Farage into power.

Keir Starmer is in for a bad day today, if Labour wants to keep power after the next General, they have to replace him, doing so after a by-election loss like this would be a bloody good time. Shame no Labour MPs have a spine.

Morgan McSweeney should be prosecuted for war crimes. He thinks he's some electoral genius, as do Labour top brass, in reality he a fucking moron living in the shadow of his own Dunning-Kruger.

We're so fucking cooked, Reform is about to absolutely STORM everything. Literally everything. Everyone is just sitting around pretending it means nothing. Labour should be prosecuted for misconduct in public office, their performance is unconscionable, we just have to assume it's deliberate.

Unironically, I'm excited about the new Now You See Movie. I unashamedly love them.

The Wrexham v Swansea Derby's next season are going to be absolutely WILD.

We're doomed, absolutely doomed. Nigel Farage is going to be Prime Minister, and it's going to be grim beyond words.

There is a five alarm fire at the heart of British politics, and it's called Nigel Farage and literally every single person, every bit of media and every politician is just ignoring it. Keir Starmer and his puppet master Morgan McSweeney are actively handing power to the far right.

As the UK jerks towards the right, into the arms of Reform and Nigel, I take on @ezraklein.bsky.social's call, that here in the UK, the emergency is now. open.substack.com/pub/waxpolit...

April 25th. Don't forget your light jackets.

This isn't the party I supported, voted for, worked for. This is something all together more cruel.

There can be no ambiguity, the Labour Leadership does not value trans women, they were willing to sell them out to court right wing bigots. If real liberals don't take control of the Labour now, it will be dead for generations.

Liz Truss meets the queen, she dies. JD Vance meets the Pope, he dies. Where are all our conspiracy theorists when we need them? Cos the out right is our here sucking the life from people.

I don't like violence, but there is something universally satisfying about seeing a CLEAN punch, always impresses me, even if the reasons and aggression don't.

Roughly one person is born per day in the UK who is assigned the wrong sex at birth. Supreme Court just said these people can never change that designation. Ever. This obviously isn't about good medicine, it's about cruelty, but that fact even their guise is bullshit makes it all so much worse.

Don't. Comment. On. Peoples. Weight. Ever.

So mobile data just don't work anymore in London 🤷

I am getting increasingly frustrated by Labour bigwigs speechifying about how the world has changed and we need to be bold and then... not being bold

China has two options now, both very bad for the USA. 1) Impose an export ban on Goods to the USA. Will bankrupt 1000s of US companies overnight. 2) Firesale their Treasury bonds. Who knows what happens then, but end of days type scenarios are possible for the states. Disaster movie type stuff.

Meh, I dunno, the open wasn't catastrophic to be honest, and now buyers are returning, obviously all still very stupid and who the heck knows what happens next, but, the S&P probably closes even or up...

🗣️ "Wrexham will get found out in league two." 🗣️ "Wrexham will get found out in league one." 🗣️ "Yea but if Wrexham get promoted they'll get found in the Championship..." Maybe, just maybe, for the naysayers, it's time admit they're actually building something over there? Astonishing run.

Elon Musk is hours away from bankruptcy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣