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Temp: goes slightly above freezing. Canadians:

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If you are going through dark times be like an angler fish and create your own light.

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TIRED: Werther’s Original WIRED: Werther’s Derivative

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*shopping for morals* Do you have this in grey?

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A spicy werewolf novel called “There Are Two Wolves Inside You.”

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Boss: How many people do we have on this project? Me: Nine. Boss: Can you round them up? Me: Ten.

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Oh yea no don’t signal. I like being kept in suspense.

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Will I be lost during foreplay if I haven’t experienced the first three plays?

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I got ma’amed for the first time today so I guess this is goodbye youth.

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I wish mornings weren’t so early.

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Woke is such a weird insult. It’s like “haha you have compassion for other human beings, you fucking loser.”

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Millennials are Generation Y. As in, “Y am I alive?” 😒

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By body is a temple. It demands a blood sacrifice.

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When someone says it’s great to be alive.

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In case no one told you, you’re worth loving. Worth committing to. Worth murdering for. Worth having around.

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This Valentine’s Day give them what they really want - an Eva Green hall pass.

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Nothing quite compares to having the love and trust of an animal.

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Please don’t treat your pets like they’re people; treat them better.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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This little piggy went to market and could not afford eggs This little piggy stayed in his underground bunker This little piggy had mystery meat he salvaged in the nuclear winter This little piggy had none This little piggy cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way into the apocalypse.

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It’s strange to live in a time when you’re not sure if a headline is an onion article or actual news.

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More like the American SCREAM, am I right?

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Canadian (being angry): I’m sorry but I’m not going to apologize.

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Me: I’m not sleeping I’m just resting my eyes for a minute. Passenger in my car: still not ideal.

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I hate when people put unreasonable expectations on me like achieving something great or achieving something moderate or achieving anything at all and being a productive member of society.

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Happy Birthday to my lovely husbabe @marcmack.bsky.social ! Good job on being born, proud of you! ❤️

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The 7 deadly sins according to the far right: Empathy Literacy Bodily Autonomy Immigration Being Poor Being different Democracy

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Millennials writing a ransom note: I have your spouse, lol. If you’d like to see them again and if it’s not too much trouble please send me rent money and maybe some food, lol. No worries if not.

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A body at rest stays happy.

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Me reading a sequel to a book I’ve read over a year ago.

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‪Witches: It’s -5° WT (witche’s tit) outside so I’m preheating my cauldron to 3° BN (boiling newts) for soup. The cauldron weights 4 LC (live children). The forest where I gather ingredients for soup is 6 days-as-the-crow-flies away. ‬

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Your terrible puns arouse me.

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If you leave a dollar under your pillow, the Reverse Tooth Fairy will bring you a tooth. If you leave a twenty, you can pick who she takes it from.

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My catchphrase is “I’m tired.”

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Being Canadian is like watching your neighbour set their house on fire and all you can do is lock your door and hope you don’t choke on the smoke.

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I identify as a menace to society.

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