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Look, I'm not ashamed to admit that I had a crush on Tina Tomorrow from Army Men: Toys in Space. Look at her--can you blame me?

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Not gonna lie, ever since I became mediocre at painting miniatures, I've really been struggling with playing board games with unpainted plastic figures. I realize it's a very elitist feeling to have, and I hate it.

POV: your cat is feeling very affection and is subtly trying to get you to put your phone down (I did)

My heroes have been revealed to be bastards, my enemies are triumphant, and hope is all but dead. However, I seem to be one of eight people for whom The Sims 2 legacy collection is working without any major issues so I guess I'd say things are looking on the up.

Being subscribed to Duncan Rhodes’ painting academy is fun. Sometimes it looks like he just rolled out of bed, and I like to imagine that he sleeps in his painting studio and they just arrive and tell him what to paint and he rises from his slumber and just starts painting. Amazing.

i don't need to buy any new miniatures i don't need to buy any new miniatures i don't need to buy any new miniatures i don't need to buy any new miniatures

You can make any Halloween costume sexy by simply removing your pants. #theMoreYouKnow🎶

I’m tired of doing doing anything except it. As of Monday, I’ll finally be going to therapy! 🤗

I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.

Wait, you’re telling me the big, scary space marines with skulls all over their armor are THE BAD GUYS!?

As a nation, we somehow collectively lost our awe for George Thorogood & The Destroyers' Bad to the Bone. Frankly, it shows.

“Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.”

Okay, but how bright would Rudolph’s nose have to be to effectively guide a sleigh through a foggy night? Bioluminescent freak.

Liked Songs is just a ranking of songs that no longer give me joy.

Christmas music is extremely not for me, but can we agree that there's a special place in musical hell for Santa Baby?

Hello Bluesky, here is my cat.