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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

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Am I great again yet?

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Does anyone believe that Mel has 3 friends and they all have cancer?

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Underwood’s first big hit was about keying a car of a man that cheated on her. I guess she has come to terms with cheaters.

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Elona is on X née Twitter currently complaining that MAGA is racist. How tf is he just figuring this out? The leader of MAGA is also a racist. Elona can go fuck himself in the face.

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Hi

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😂😂😂😂

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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education

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In today’s political landscape I am trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and totally fucking oblivious so I don’t have a seizure.

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Petey Hegseth doesn’t want women in the military but his mommy is on TV fighting his battles. Got it!

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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣

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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach theonion.com/sweating-rfk...

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Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

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I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.

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It’s like half the country ate the brown acid.

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These people who pretend to be pro-life are, in fact, pro- #slavery #HardTruth

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The new director of Health and Human Services.

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But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.

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Brought to you by Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes!

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Trump just nominated this discarded plastic six pack holder as head of the EPA.

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“Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.” RFK jr. Like what? Polio, measles, and smallpox?

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Why is Kari Lake still talking?

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I can go…with the flow!

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Iron Mike is now Pewter Mike. Sad!

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It will be tax free though.

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Currently in Utah, the Mormons, aka:Christians, are really pissed off about warming stations for the homeless when the temp is 18 and below. Can’t even provide a manger. Go figure!

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This person doesn’t realize property taxes aren’t federal.

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This is a sample of Trump voters. How did we get here?

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I think Bluesky deleted my pro polio post. Still can’t wait till they bring back smallpox.

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These week we heard “there’s aliens in the oceans” and it’s not the craziest thing this week.

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Saul would be a better choice for AG.

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