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theanxiousanus.bsky.social
always in a puckered state. it is my anxious fate
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i feel a guilt when using ordered lists. i'm not trying to count the number of items. i just want each item to be identifiable by a number

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what if my kink was shaming kinks?

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Ain't no one beating this tonight ... 🧨 Highest Dunk Score from Wed. 🧨 Shaedon Sharpe (113.9!) vs. the Wiz

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fully submerged in the lagoon of youth

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just recalled a common breakfast i ate growing up was a baked (i.e microwaved) potato smothered in gravy

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i’m bewilder that i can open up the dishwasher mid cycle

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tested my will power and now the remaining cookies in the trader joe’s tub are stale. simultaneous win and loss

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never have milk but always craving biscuits and gravy

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We need an emo Dave Matthews Band

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we’re due for a game changing, new emoji

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free as a bee? your beekeeper likes the way you think

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thinking about vans. what they can haul. how those things can be hauled

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you gotta be a sicko to have a lightbulb cooler than 3000k in your home

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attn: companies re: product placement opportunity - give me your products - i place them in my house - some people see them (wife and dog) - ??? - negligible losses

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gonna kms cause the espresso machine won’t connect to wifi

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pray your parents die in summer to get that estate sale traffic

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there’s beauty in ambiguity. you don’t have to overconstrain yourself

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my barber thinks the govt is brainwashing us with fluoride. so you know he's a master of his craft

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they’re doxxing the doctors with alternative lifestyles

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could we get a world leader to be honest and admit that they do not look forward to working with trump

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if the mavs wanted defense, they should’ve traded for dominayton. no one contests three point shots from the paint like him

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we’re gonna pick up chauncey’s team option

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best dish of the year so far. roasted pork shoulder from arden

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my work desk neighbor has a sticky note that says "pants, then shoes"

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portland weiner week presents an impossible challenge on local eateries to develop a hot dog worth $8. it can't be done as long as you can get 5 costco dogs for less money.

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enough of the hour+ long episodes of television

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new homes should come with ethernet wiring and a server bay

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i’m telling you, it’s gonna pay off to not be a nazi

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winning too much may be the best way to get chauncey fired

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rihards vavers - so hot, so ready

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will never get over the results of my company’s soup cook off. my corn chowder pot was empty at the end of the day and didn’t place. barbara’s third place zuppa toscana was mid and had enough leftovers to feed a mormon family

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