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I've been surviving the NOLA snowpocalypse by listening a smutty book series and playing video games. I'm a little iffy on the writing in this one, but damn if it isn't painfully reawakening my Catholic Priest kink. 🫠 ...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are.

This harrowed little crab speaks to my soul.

As the birthday ticks to a close and I go through the messages to find all sorts of fun stuff to send back to folks, I am, as always, delighted by all of the sweet, strange, sexy, heartfelt, and hilarious offerings that have been made. I highly suggest that others should try this game too!

For the past 4 years I've played this game for my birthday, so play with me, send me something and I'll send something back! I've also made my OF free for the week because I get my pleasure from being a giver, and this is how I like to celebrate! πŸ₯³

I bungee corded a collapsible camping fan to a tin chair and then zip tied my phone to it in order to create the POV effect of me lifting the viewer's chin with my sword. πŸ˜†

New gender neutral greeting (Hello there, all my tiny fruity cuties!)? A good name for my entire friend group? Or just generally Trader Joe's employees?

Tis the season where New Orleans groundwater finally gets COLD, and the bidet goes from, "Ah, refreshing!" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GUESS I'M AWAKE NOW!" Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant.

2025 be like

15 murdered, 35+ injured, 3 IEDs found and detonated, several building fires, 1 dead friend, and my blocking thumb is getting a repetitive stress strain from numbly battling the botpocalypse when I come here for a brief reprieve from the horrors this year has already heaped on us. Let's skip 2025.

My city was harmed last night, there are still unknown threats ongoing, and I fear that the Louisiana governor will seize this as a 9/11 like opportunity to fill our streets with state troopers and military to try to bring to heel a city that defies his facist nonsense at every turn.

I would trust you to make sure people get the help they need ANY DAY over anything set up by our thoroughly corrupt and self serving city government.

Hey friends! Thanks for all the warm wishes today. We're all reeling, of course, and doing what we can to support each other. I finally set up my Venmo and CashalApp accounts (links in bio) so you can direct tip if you want. Any tips through January will get split with some folks I know affected.

Deerberus? Also, I love a lot of metal, but stoner metal is far and away my absolute fucking favorite. There's a lot of variations there, but when the band gets on stage and hotboxes the venue, I'm all fucking in. (Condolences to those with allergies)

I woke up still mad! Never even mind that sw is often more than sex, even if it wasn't, that's fine too. Pleasure IS vital to humans. Pleasure IS important to society. Bread AND fucking roses. And people have every right to exist without being "useful", a decent society would honor that.

This has gotta be one of those FBI agents at a keyboard sowing discord situations, right? This cold as mammoth taint take has to come from someone who thinks sex, & therefore sw, is about his orgasm, and not the incredibly complex and multifaceted reality. Never-even-looked-for-the-clit-ass mofo. πŸ™„

Pashangiwelwala. Please, please let him fuck off to Mars instead of farting about here, destroying our ozone layer with his Starlink crap.

Quote this with a pic where you felt sexy πŸ’š

Happy Sinful Sunday, whores 😘 Remember, if you're not sinning, then Jesus died for nothing. Now, who wants to play with my mouth? 🀀🀀 #oralfixation #spitplay #saliva #nsfwmen #altmen #18+ #fetish #nsfwsky

Fuck: Vampire. Fun, kinky, but not ltr material. I can't warm my frozey feet and butt on em in bed! Kill: Fae could trick me into p much anything, and too self absorbed for good sex. Marry: Werewolf. Hairy, hot blooded, passionate, protective, loyal, growly, bitey, will chase me thru the woods...πŸ₯΅

I'm already playing bot whack-a-mole with 20 accounts a day, the last thing I need is an infestation of Democrats! Talk to me when you give up the homo/transphobic anti-Trump "jokes", and AIPAC $ πŸ€‘, and πŸ’©ing on The South... Y'know what, nvm, y'all can just get the wall too. πŸ”΄πŸ‘“πŸ”΅

People with jobs that require that they sell their souls love to hate on people who only sell their bodies

I spent an interminable amount of time, in between all 9000 other things I had to do today, creating a list, because I was missing too many skeets from friends, awash in a sea of unknown bits and buttholes. Like, sometimes a bitch just wants to see her friends bits and buttholes, ya know?

I'm telling you. THIS was the event that broke the timeline. Lemmy wasn't God, Lemmy was our anchor being.

Finally working my way through Arcane season 2, and everyone just gets hotter and hotter as they get angstier. But, also, oh no. Warwick. Sigh. Would. WOULD. Would crawl over a bed of Lego for. I'm such a predictable, basic bitch monsterfucker. πŸ˜†

5 faves: Weather: 85Β°, sunny, 80% humidity, w those massive, mountainous clouds that the sun will send crepuscular rays through. Bird: Crows, city dwelling ones Cake: meh. Fruit and custard tarts or key lime pie (from scratch) Holiday: Mardi Gras Movie: Fury Road I hate tagging people. πŸ˜