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coughing today :( slept better but Did have a stress dream about being forced to watch a yucky documentary about tiny bedbugs that lay eggs in snow and scream at you and someone who puts them in all their food and then it was about the classic "my mom gets really pissed at me forever"

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my mom sent me one of those videos that edits a dog to look like its talking over audio of a kid talking about donuts but she recorded the screen with her phone and its got glare on it and its at weird angle and really artifacted from low light and its super hard to hear its so bad i really like it

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owwwww

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i managed to sleep in until 11am which is an epic win but i had a scary and really vivid dream about my family being british but if britain was even more fucked up than normal

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i got some more sleep.. i am slowly remembering the strats to sleep while sick.. my cpap mask posed a problem at first but im adapting

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they put several thwomps in my nose

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i was freezing and shivering and the only thing that helped was getting under three blankets one of which was heated on the 3/4 setting so then i got a few hours of sleep but then i got fucking overheated. how did that happen. now im really awake and also my nose is prickling severely

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wow nasacort aint half bad

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hotted and colded water are the greatest invendtions of all time

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we ordered covid tests which is good unfortunately this means ill have to take a covid test

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the much reviled mir illness incident of 2025 spoken of only in hushed frightened tones by the people of earth

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IM SO COOOOLLLDDD IM FREEZING AHHHHHH

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my mom made chili and im fucking shocked because while im eating this i feel normal and not sick

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shoutout to this video who used as an example for a good model the bedman face model which i could recognize instantly because of my eccentricities (right screenshot mine)

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i need osmosis jones tech i need to be able to go to a clinic and they shoot little guys into my body that zap all virus and i need it to be absolutely free and i need to get all healthcare for free from any shop

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strive looks very nice and it improved on a lot of things visually, and designwise i certainly like the extra oomf the characters lips and noses have. but for me xrd is still preferable.. theres just a like, bold vibrance and expressiveness to it that i cant help but come back to

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i feel like i can feel every bit of my sinus system and it feels like its three times its normal size

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im not even That sick it could be very much worse but i havent been sick literally in years and i dont know what to do with myself. i already blew my nose too hard and gave myself an earache. im the stupidest sick person right now i lost my experienced handling of sickness

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im going to be making lots of posts like ugh im sick or ugh i feel bad so please be patient. i hate being sick with my life.

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im sick btw. screams so powerfully and terribly that i rend our reality to shreds

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SHES AWESOME

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you can meet this girl in three days. i mean, you can meet other characters too but this is kind of the only one i can show you #soulsov

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i cant sleep because my sinuses feel too weird fuck all life

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I MIGHT BE GETTONG SICKKKKKKKKKK 😔🥺😱😠😡🤬😞😓😟😥😢☹️🙁🫤😕😰😨😧😦😮😯😲🤯😖😣😩😫😵😵‍💫🤒

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im so fucking hungry from looking at bad fast food chicken sandwiches

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rana is the key to all this

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mutsumi is so funny in mygo. girl who says NOTHING

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ysme has the ideal breast setup

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i forgot to put this clown here .

submitted 426 days ago • 3 comments

welcome to your new start of the weeeeeeeeeeeek

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honey im home, i got you some chocolate and midol because you said you were in your devil today

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everyones been making posts about how youtube search is worse and i didnt realize what exactly that entailed until tonight but jesus fucking christ

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