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statement to outkick, he definitely did all that

For those following the story of unidentified men violently dragging a protester from a local Idaho GOP meeting, it turns out they were from a private security firm called LEAR Asset Management. But neither the sheriff (who watched it all go down) or the GOP will take responsibility for hiring them.

Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

Maybe we don’t need a United States anymore?

“So fucking dumb,” says one air traffic controller. Here's how that DOGE email is roiling federal workers, who can't get answers from leadership because they apparently had no idea it was coming: www.wired.com/story/doge-e...

Gonna remake that Mr. Bungle video from The Pee-wee Herman Show but rename him Musk.

Just assuming the dieworkwear guy saw this and exploded

It doesn’t and was never going to, but even if every fucked up thing they were doing made eggs cheaper they would still be doing fucked up things! Why are we not talking about the fucked up things!

i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter

for the sake of full disclosure: we’ve taken down both of my kadarius toney videos we published in december. within those videos i celebrated toney and his career, and in light of the allegations detailed here i cannot continue to do that www.tmz.com/2025/02/12/k...

these are the people that crashed their own sweetheart silicon valley bank because they didn’t understand some things and panicked, and then the government bailed them out. there is no bailout when they do the same thing to the government

Another common Saquon W

The pain is the point. They don’t care about their own children. That’s how you know they don’t give a shit about you.

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

I just had the first day of my paternity leave and I’m making an effort to read more. Excited to dive in with one from a friend.

Still thinking about this absolute psychopath doing this in front of all of America. This is how BEEF HISTORY gets made.

I said after the trophy!

Give Will Shipley a carry

Slim Reaper!

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

Eagles are gonna give us the earliest end to a Super Bowl.

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

This is huge for Abbott Elementary

I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever

I don’t even need the 2nd half

A literal perfect halftime show. They said it couldn’t be done

j cole is the smartest man in america

Best since Prince and we’re not even halfway

I had a professor tell our class that the single largest strain on the water supply is halftime at the Super Bowl. No proof of anything but I 100% bought it.

Never Forget

What are these cuts? What is this production?

Canada, look away

For as bad as this has been for the Chiefs in this first half, it could be worse. They could be Drake in about 15 minutes.

Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit

The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.

Should KC come out of the locker room after halftime?

Nike hasn’t aired a Super Bowl ad since 1998. For its return to the big game, the company is turning to the meteoric rise of women’s sports—particularly women’s basketball. #WNBA www.wsj.com/business/med...

Yank Tom from the booth at halftime

That play rocked