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Paint thinner: • grandpa vibes • sounds poisonous • nobody thins paint Mineral spirits: • elemental • mysterious • is it the same as paint thinner? No one knows

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.

submitted 55 days ago • 74 comments

stairway: to heaven❌ highway: to hell❌ midnight train: goes anywhere✔️ FACT: trains are the superior transport option

submitted 48 days ago • 16 comments

A group of crypto bros is called a 'fap'

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

very tired. keep misreading news headlines as being not about 'Armageddon' but about 'Armadillos'. very different kind of emergency

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Fx... Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage This would kill an average zoomer

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Uhhh, let's not count all our sheep in one basket before we wake up and seize the daydream

submitted 82 days ago • 28 comments

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

submitted 91 days ago • 107 comments

I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.

submitted 92 days ago • 45 comments

Did you know you can just put cream cheese on toast if you run out of bagels, there is literally no one checking this

submitted 104 days ago • 21 comments

for a fraction of the cost it takes to run chatGPT we could put a computer terminal in every smoky back alley jazz club, and instead of asking a robot all your questions, you could find out what an aging blues musician thinks about it

submitted 111 days ago • 40 comments

My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious.

submitted 122 days ago • 16 comments

Hi, my name is Sassy, and I hate Mondays, Will Ferrell, and cauliflower.

submitted 133 days ago • 13 comments

we really peaked as a society when we had to pay for ring tones. that was a big decision that no one took lightly.

submitted 149 days ago • 13 comments

“still punk as fuck,” I whisper as I step out of my pajama bottoms without losing my balance

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

One thing that micro-transactions in video games have proven irrefutably is that men also want to spend a bunch of money on little outfits, and society had failed them in finding a way to express it.

submitted 159 days ago • 92 comments

every night I sleep like a baby, screaming every few hours and just absolutely terrified of a world I don't understand

submitted 182 days ago • 3 comments

Tim Walz is non-toxic masculinity

submitted 193 days ago • 3 comments

One of my main takeaways from the dnc is a deep need for Kamala’s mom’s chile relleno recipe

submitted 193 days ago • 4 comments

AND I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I SCREAM TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT'S GOING ON??!!?!!?

submitted 196 days ago • 1 comment

you don’t hear people talking about “creaming their jeans” much these days. just another way the world was changed forever after benghazi

submitted 200 days ago • 6 comments

Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

It is possible to fix stupid, but it will cost your sanity.

submitted 259 days ago • 1 comment