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PlantBased 🌱🍁 Sanger 🎤 VirGOAT ♍️ BeyHive 🐝 ⏰: @thebaldbean 👻: inquire within
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Mattel unveils LeBron James Barbie-Ken doll. LeBron becomes Barbie’s first ever ‘Kenbassador.’

- happy Jazmine Sullivan day!

I start a new job tomorrow. Finally!!!!!!

Good Morning Beautiful People. If you not beautiful, I’m not talking to you. 🤭 Just kidding.

When he do some shit in bed he ain’t never done before.

This has me hooked.

Based on everything that’s going on, the young niggas got the game fucked up and worried about the wrong things. You feel me?

Hell yeah! Like the rent was due. Like my life depended on it. I’m a SANGer.

Grandma once said,"Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your back yard."

I’m gonna make taco meat out of carrots one day. And it’s gonna be good.

I wanna see how Cecred works on a bald head. 🤭

When I click Black I mean Black, not interracial.

So apparently Clarissa beat the shit outta Remy recently. Yall heard about this?

Cancelled TV Shows you will never stop thinking about.

Why do you follow me?

Duality.

Ughhhhhh. Today has been draining.

Down!

Pizza.

Okra

Mumbo Sauce

Fuck these court systems.

Starting White Lotus

Me.

Public speaking. Singing ain’t no problem, but talking…. Nah.

The club

Eyes and eyebrow lines. Then teeth. Then fit. Then their character and personality.

Who ‘that in the back’ was…..

Technology.

If God can put it in your minds eye, no matter how delusional, is achievable. I’ve been able to get back to myself and am ready for more. 💫

Yes. I wasn’t a few weeks ago but I am now.

Tried to reconcile with my ex after an 8 month hiatus a while back. We were at dinner and everything they had an issue with in regards to me, I took accountability. Muufucka couldn’t take accountability about anything. Finished my drink got up and left. Never looked back.

Yt people. Overly extra people. Being around a large group of gays. 🫣

Nothing. I’m grateful that God made me this way naturally. No surgeries, estheticians, bleaching, braces, nothing. Still trying to achieve glass skin tho.

Being able to walk away from someone you love to protect your peace. Walking yourself off the brink of a crash out. Taking a breath before speaking. Not responding to everything. Leading with love.

I tune out when I’m not being heard. I don’t have a problem cutting someone off. If you fuck with me or my family, I’m on that, I need that.

Last time? This morning! I feel love from my friends and family. From a “mate” NYC- May 2024

Aliens, sirens, ghosts, energies, universal pull, etc.

I shoulda got a footlong.

I just got subway. For the first time since like college.

A setback is a setup for a major comeback

Never finding a true and real companion.

Protein, Protein, Protein.