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After watching and loving Nosferatu, I thought I would go back and watch Francis Ford Coppola’s version of the same material and wow did his telling of Bram Stoker’s Dracula suck ass.

Well that was a really dumb turnover Sengun. Sheeeeeesh #rockets

Jalen turnovers are hilarious #rockets

Sengun doesn’t have a sense for his cutters anymore. Totally missed Tari keeping Dame off of him the whole way to the basket. Bring back KJ Martin just so Sengun can get that mojo back #rockets

I don’t like Jalen calling his own iso as the totality of so many #rockets half court possessions. I get why Udoka tried point Tari…

Sengun fun rebound +1 #rockets

That block and save to keep the ball inbounds was the most athletic play I’ve seen Sengun make, ever. Except that dunk they took away from him vs the spurs… that was better. 😂 #rockets

That Sengun bobble head better have a finger up calling for a review on that call 😂 #rockets

Point Tari experiment over. RIP 2/25/2025-2/25/2025 #rockets

When I say “fun rebound” I mean that — it didn’t bounce right at his face, kind of contested, 50-50 or less to come up with it but somehow he still does — rebound. And now Jabari is at +3. Didn’t convert the last one though. #rockets

Jabari fun rebound tracker +2 so far tonight. Converted the bucket on both of them too… #rockets

Doc already challenging? Three minutes left in the first quarter?!? What the hell. #rockets

Now Jeff Green comes in for Tari and… Sengun is the point?!?? #rockets

Dillon needs to go and foul the shit out of AJ Green #rockets

Jabari comes in for Amen and now Tari is the point guard…?!? #rockets

😂 come on now 😂 #rockets

Can’t hang your hat on a lopsidedly “good” “clutch wins” record when you think about how many of those games got into the clutch zone on the heels of a fourth quarter collapse. #rockets

I… really don’t think these are “bad effort” losses. This #rockets team is just flawed.

Teams aren’t doing anything special to beat the #rockets. We just got extremely lucky winning twenty clutch games up to this point. All the same problems that we have seen throughout the season are still there. Difference is we aren’t getting that late game favorable bounce.

Nothing different for the #rockets after the all star break. Hope udoka and stone getting all that important information they needed to see.

First half of the season was fool’s gold for the #rockets

These after time out plays are insanely bad #rockets

Things that are overrated but #rockets fans don’t know it. 1) Cam Whitmore’s upside, 2) Jabari’s defense, 3) Reed Sheppard.

Jalen with the third pass of the first half that made me 👀 #rockets. Sweet assist to Amen.

KJ Martin looks taller but arms are shorter so it’s a wash 😂 #rockets

Another great Jalen pass to Sengun. Too bad he didn’t get rewarded with an assist #rockets

Nice pass from Jalen to Sengun there. Held it a beat longer to draw kessler in. #rockets

Dillon yelling at Sengun maybe for defense but I hope it was for missing that layup #rockets

Sengun and Amen don’t miss threes like that one Reed just missed #rockets

Hard to celebrate single made three pointers from Reed when his misses look like *that* #rockets

Jalen and Sengun no longer have any chemistry with each other. Kind of wild considering what was building last year #rockets

Amen’s mid-paint touch on jumpers *and* push shots is really encouraging. #rockets

Alright Reed. See you next year. #rockets

If Tari and Jabari and Adams are not going to play back to backs… why would you play all three on the same night? DNP, shitty injury management by udoka? #rockets

But credit where it’s due. Jalen is making his shots. Yesterday and today. Feed me more crow. #rockets

Why does Jalen think his own bad pass was Sengun’s fault? The replay of him looking back pissed started with his shitty pass 😂 #rockets

I was gonna say that the Utah jazz cameras look about the same quality as the Toyota center but… it looks a little better actually. Just the strangest thing that the #rockets home cameras are the worst in the league.

Just bench Sengun please #rockets

Sengun looking weak in the paint. #rockets