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Yo same

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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

submitted 1 day ago • 1452 comments

The energy I bring to BlueSky

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Git along little doges

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Greeting my new followers like

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just finished Grand Theft Hamlet and I really enjoyed it. It was very funny throughout, but also a surprisingly poignant look back at Covid isolation juxtaposed with the timeless musings of the Dane.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Paint thinner: • grandpa vibes • sounds poisonous • nobody thins paint Mineral spirits: • elemental • mysterious • is it the same as paint thinner? No one knows

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

if you and all your friends get discord you can move your Twitter group chat there and delete that place forever 👁️👄👁️

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

#severance

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

Wired: We can’t publish their names because boys will be boys Pro Publica: hold my beer

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

thinking about her again (Captain Janeway)

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I’m rarely sarcastic

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of what this administration is doing may not make sense but it’s like we say in construction: The first step of building a new house is to entirely demolish the house you are currently living in and give away any valuable parts to the richest people you know

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these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

submitted 15 days ago • 124 comments

I can’t remember, did Sliders ever get a proper ending

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Me and all my friends inside our own heads right now

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if you CRY 3 times, you gain one tragedy point. you can also gain tragedy points by performing empowered critical hits. you can spend tragedy points to SHIT YOURSELF, which adds 50 to the comedy gauge. when the comedy gauge is full, you can perform FRUITY DANCE, which consumes all of your lunches to

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rounding up all the gen Xers and making them drink from The Hose

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Going 150 mph on this thing

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

If you want some king cake you best get over here quick because it ain’t gonna last long

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Pictured: me showing up at the DOGE office to beat the doors off the 6 groyper child employees

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

What do y’all use to edit vertical video on an iPhone?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The dominatrix that Tonya Mosley is interviewing just used the phrase ‘semiotic baggage’ and I swooned

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Y’all are a bunch of freaks (complimentary)

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Props to the BBC News Hour for continuing to not shy away from the proper terminology (such as ethnic cleansing) when interviewing Israeli government reps.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments