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Cynic, n. “One of the ancient sects of philosophy founded by Antisthenes," from Latinized form of Greek kynikos "a follower of Antisthenes," literally "doglike," from kyōn (genitive kynos) "dog." The cynics are right nine times out of ten. H.L. Mencken
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For whatever reason this part of the 'kid who killed his parents and wanted to assassinate Trump story' doesn't seem to be getting as much play. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Whoever did this—buy them a drink. ☠️🤣

Nothing to see here but Florida's royal family laundering public funds into the royal family's campaign slush fund. www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

1/ War takes the best": defender from Kyiv Yuriy Danyuk died💔 at the front The war with the Russian aggressor took the life of Yuriy Danyuk, a Kyiv resident and former director of the IBIS. Fishing and Tourism store.

And this is why we all must join The French Pastriot Front. Crème de la crème of cream puffs. All fluffy and white and mostly hot air

Trump is very stragedious. Devious tragedies

Matrix Americans Great Again Stupid fucking movie.

Trump’s Stragedy There is no plan! Brilliant!

He’s either outright lying here or they aren’t actually even talking to each other about what’s intended.

As always, twice on Sundays

After watching 60 Minutes tonight, Trump calls on FCC Chair Brendan Carr to revoke CBS’s broadcast license.

We are determined to root out antisemitism at American universities. So we are appointing Shapiro’s arsonist the new president of Penn. by Linda McMahon

I keep puzzling over how Rubio thinks it'll bring PROSPERITY to kidnap gay hairdressers based on their tattoos & then pay $20K/year to detain them in a slave camp. We could have spent that $6M on supporting trade with Congo instead, but Rubio has decided torture is better for profits?

Oof. We’ve fallen so far, so fast.

That was merely me, farting at him

@obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social Congratulations, on 20K. Keep growing. Proud of you.

The war to end all wars is coming again? Like Jesus?

Donald Trump has launched us into an era of self-inflicted disease and financial calamity. Here's the latest gossip on a possible Obama divorce, plus the rift between Team Biden and Team Harris.

youtu.be/aDqSV2qeVec?...

Don’t save Trump’s face. He’s ugly

Buffalo Bill loved his coffee ☕️

In contempt of Trump? Guilty!

Jeebus! Just call me it

One step media could take is to stop identifying them as “conservatives” because they seem too “radical” to be “conservatives.” But I don’t think any of those kids on CNN got their GED.

Remember Fiona Hill? She’s now sounding the alarm again: “We’re definitely on a path toward full-on state repression. There’s no question about it. I’ve thought about this for an extraordinarily long time.” When Fiona speaks, we should all listen.

The French Pastriot Front Join Now

no offense if you're a US journalist doing good work but part of how we got here is the sheer number of US journalists with pudding for brains and zero coherent principles who believe friendly access to the rich and powerful is the highest of values

My new Gulf of Mexico T Shirt just arrived

⚡️'The security of the world is at stake,' Trump should visit Ukraine, Zelensky says.

Don the Con said he could stand on Park Avenue and shoot someone and not lose a vote. Luigi did it and I bet he’s more popular than Don the Con. Do a poll.

RFK, Jr. and The Church will be funding new research on this to cure all kinds of diseases and bad thoughts and demons.

Bill wasn’t high? That’s bullshit right there

skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/wh...

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