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Indigenous singer/songwriter (1/2 of AJ and the Bear). Man Vs Food historian. Walking Pepsi Zero Molotov cocktail.
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When American non hockey fans realize there ain’t gonna be no fights cuz nobody gonna take that stupid of a penalty in a finals game.. Canada was like

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Oh Canada! Show the idiots in the maga hats, SHOW THE IDIOTS IN THE MAGA HATS!!!

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“you’re demonization of people that are different than you, is not just a cottage industry in america, but an honest to goodness american value” youtu.be/n1zws-Pa4PA?...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m loving the rhetoric between American and Canadian hockey fans about one becoming a state or the other becoming a province as if both of these fuckers aren’t living high on stolen land

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Been making a contingency plan for the family the last few days… sad that it has to happen but I am intrigued on possibly having to become a Canucks fan

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Trying out a new look.. I call it “Not a slobbish hobo”

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From now on I’m calling the grand ole opry the “Hillbilly Hymn House from Deliverance”… two can play at this game

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

*while checking out comic con tix and guest list* C. Thomas Howell wants FIFTY BUCKS for a SELFIE?!?!

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My fave student: Mr. Russ, I’m John Cena! Me: ummm no, you can’t be John Cena Student: why?! Me: it’s impossible… I can clearly see you

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My sun My moon My life My Muse… Valentine.. every moment, every memory is a gift

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These are the Dave’s I know I know these are the Dave’s I know!

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You know, if Metallica plays the SB halftime show next year, I’ll be able to understand the lyrics.. I know this because I already know their lyrics are absolutely dreadful

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My NDN name is Hawthorne Heights

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Kendrick is getting a ton of praise, and deservedly so, but the real diss to trump came from travis kelce… dude told everybody what an “honor” it would be to play in front of him and then promptly didn’t do ANYTHING in the game.. absolute legend.

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She got me looking FABULOUS

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Reporter: Patrick, how are you feeling at this moment? Mahomes: Well, I feel about as low as Drake did when he found out he missed Tailhook..

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

When you even throw out the bag so you can’t even be tempted to refill it with fux to give

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Do you want to live to be 90 because you want to live or because you’re scared to die?

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I think it’s incredibly interesting and remarkably telling when you watch any debate of things that are “the greatest” in anything (music,movies,TV,SPORTS)it’s almost always the choice of what that person grew up with. What they loved when they were younger when life was simpler and less stressful

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Get on down to Vans dive bar.. IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU!!

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Get on down to Vans dive bar.. IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU!!

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I refuse to have concise or relevant song titles

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I want an anti swastika tattoo but I’m afraid the gun would break halfway through before the line through it was done

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Little known fact: SpongeBob SquarePants’ actual name SpöngeRobert Quadcorner-Pantaloons.. he changed it after he arrived at Ellis Island.. to learn more about this kind of history consult your local library!

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It’s Madness out there and Time Is Running out to get your tickets to see the Starlight in our MUSE-um! * this random moment of silliness is brought to you by… Martigan’s Beer, it MAKES you Irish! And now a word from our sponsors!

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Alaskans are… different

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For all the undeserved shit she got for it, Beyoncé absolutely deserved this win

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Got my bucket on coach, put me in!!

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