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Becky with the good hair 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her)
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Cancer: You will meet your soulmate this week. Congratulations, it’s a lumpy little raccoon wearing a battered top hat.

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the feminine urge to fist fight every man in existence

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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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#TheBansheesofInisheran 😭😭😭

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In case you’ve somehow not seen it yet, Banshees of Inisherin is on Channel 4 at 9.15 tonight

submitted 22 hours ago • 21 comments

My soul left my body at “Boom Sausage” 🩷🌭

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Updating my Hinge bio @coldandabsurd.bsky.social 🩷

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How my college friends and I built our entire personality around quoting this movie for a solid year…

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Imagine if Elon Musk went mountain climbing alone in the remotest area of the Andes and accidentally fell into a crevice shattering both of his legs and arms. I'm not asking you to feel any particular way about this I am just asking you to imagine it.

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Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

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Don't think single people get enough credit for doing life alone. Rent/mortgage is double, household responsibility and life admin is down to one person, you're your own emotional support, holidays are more expensive, you've to trap and transport human sacrifices for the solstice bonfire solo, etc.

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Intrigued by this news! Films always change stuff for better storytelling, so if you want to know the REAL story of Grainne O’Malley, listen to our riotously funny episode of You’re Dead To Me with @medievalgill.bsky.social & Catherine Bohart www.thejournal.ie/oscar-nomina...

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Scumbags. www.nme.com/news/music/s...

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Tour

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To the person who keeps using their sock account to post racist photos. We all see it. And it’s being reported. Every time. Peace✌🏻.

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We’re thrilled to announce CMS Law as the headline sponsor of our 5th Anniversary event. "Promoting & celebrating diversity & inclusion in the workplace & across society has never been more important. We’re delighted to be working with a supporter group dedicated to this” cms.law/en/gbr/offic...

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Ordered my allergy meds early for next month's trip. In the package that arrived this morning the pharmacy has thrown in a free box of condoms that I definitely didn't order. Apparently my pharmacist has much higher expectations for my vacation success rate than I do...

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@coldandabsurd.bsky.social got in with ten mins to spare - for all that celebrate 🥳

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I should call him

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Work really hard and you can make billionaires trillionaires. No it's not an incentive is it?

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Puccini's back and he's dropping new beats

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Instagram could REALLY use a feature that tells you if a story was posted less than a minute ago so you don't look like a freak for seeing it after 12 seconds.

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The new head of the FDA is named Jim Jones? That feels a little too spot on

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Just seen someone refer to Edinburgh as Edinbro and now I need to pluck out my own eyeballs 👀

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Finally met my new neighbour Sean. We discussed bins for 10 straight minutes with the intensity of Match of the Day pundits. This is either peak adulting or a desperate cry for help.

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