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thebeemo.bsky.social
They/them, bad at social. Barista ☕️, Puerto Rican 🇵🇷, Virgo ♍️ ass lover🍑, non binary🏳️‍🌈, married👬
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You ever 😂 on the inside but the outside your 😐

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My favorite thing about pokemon? I’d have to say the amount of times I swear and call them names for breaking out of my pokeballs.

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Is Carhartt worth the hype? I keep finding my self more attracted to the brand all of a sudden

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Me Driving home. “Shit did I leave my keys at work”

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ARE YOU ONE OF DEM THEM THEY FAGGOTS

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I think I absolutely hate my husband

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I am struggling between chikorita or totodile. And I don’t even have to choose till way later. Slightly leaning chikorita tho.

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I’ve been having non stop shit days for the past few days

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Shiny hunted an oddish just to have this cutie

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Oh what a cute nice bookbag! Oh it’s $99 damn it’s so ugly

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trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!

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I love that YouTube now has a setting that loops and a timer so I can fall asleep to shorter asmr videos without having to restart them.

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This still makes me laugh. I can’t even remember if this is what I meant to say

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I lowkey want one friend to send me a photo of their ass so I can set it as their contact photo

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Bro the tarot card deck I kick started YEARS ago showed up at my door and I’m in shock

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Let’s gooooo

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I dunno if I love this selfie but I’m Posting it anyways.

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I dunno if I love this selfie but I’m Posting it anyways.

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I need a bag that is less book bag so I don’t feel like I’m going to school.

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The new Pokémon show literally has me getting hyped like when I was a child.

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I just found two shiny pokemon back to back tf?!

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The hospital keeps saying I’m white and I’m like hello I’m HISPANIC. They even put it in my chart as white and I updated it

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A good asmr video will send tingles to yo booty hole

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The way I manifested this today??????

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Two little baddies cane into the shop talking About tarot and I said 👀👀👀 and they invited me tonight to a tarot gathering at a pub. I think im going!

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When you sit down and that fat ass of your captures a pocket of air and it slips out but it’s not a fart

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These two trump heads are talking so loud acting like they are so smart but yet they took 15 trying to connect to the wifi while reading the wifi info sign:

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I need some local extrovert gay to adopt me as a friend.

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Did I use my dogs nail grinder to trim my nails today? Yes. No regrets.

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Last night kinda hit me that I could have really died. I was so close to a heart attack or a stroke.

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Our beautiful Gaza will rise again!🤍🕊 #photography📷

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I just feel like I deserve a menty b after everything I have gone through these past two weeks.

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Actively having a bad day. Not because of Valentines but in general

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Awesome nice win. Got new cookies low sodium sugar free. Found out I’m allergic to something in it.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve moved into my watching hour long videos of people renovating their homes.

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Ngl I’d rather kms than drink diet soda.

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I’ve lost 21 pounds

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The brain fog at work is so huge. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore 🫠

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I literally came back home and crashed. I just fell asleep for an hour. I’m so tired. Today took so much out of me. My BP spiked again I was feeling it.

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First day back and I need to go home early. 🫠

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