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‘90 Reader of all things thriller Obsessed w/ music Professional laugher Layered MTSU alumna
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Finally made it to the @genius wall!

All the tools, face & eyes and that AM/PM bundle

I want a Fenty Skin/Fenty Beauty box. I'd pay GOOD money for that

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — Gene Hackman and his wife tested negative for carbon monoxide poisoning, but cause of death still unknown, sheriff says.

Thank god the sun is coming out and its getting a little warmer.. people are already starting to come out of that winter slump. I like how vibrant people get in the spring.

It's perfect flying weather and the planes are out. Great entertainment

I feel like what I witnessed watching paradise is possible. Guys, I was so shook. It took me several days to finish episode six and then I watched episode seven immediately after. Stressed

Damn. Rip

I subscribed to Aaron Parnas' substack. He working HARD.

Does Better Homes & Gardens only sell their stuff on Walmart? I really could ask Google this but

It's definitely 5% Friday and I'm feeling so fucking good lol

Y'all have to help me break my Twitter addiction. The energy is so bad over there for real lmao

Hey y'all it's Friday.

Good morning! It STILL ain't Friday

I AM OBSESSED!!!! music.apple.com/us/album/flo...

UNIQUE!

I am in a Renaissance mood

I want a cow!!!!

I don't wanna hear any more fucking news today Good morning skyline

🗣️ TREAT ME RIGHT! AND ANYTHING I'LL

What in the world?!

I need to put it on ice. I'm WORKING OMG?

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I did not get to show y'all my Valentine's Day shirt over here

Squishmallows 🥹 look at this cutie

I do remember the derogatory term for men who simply kept up with themselves.... do y'all remember the term metrosexual?

Look at all the men sharing their skin care routines! I just love it!! Hell yeah!!

I told Jesus i'm not gatekeeping no more... They got that Beauty of Joseon Glow Serum 32 dollars for 3 oz down to the costco www.costco.com/beauty-of-jo...

I have missed using this app. I've been over there in the dark place because a lot of my favorites are still there and they do not have the capacity to create another social media account lol.

When I say I don't wanna hear about some shit I dead ass don't wanna hear about it. She is not respecting my boundary regarding that dude.

If my sister thinks she's finna inundate my text messages with messages about a non-factor ass garbage ass ass nigga, she got another thing coming I will ignore her this whole day.

Being dusty & funky is not no old school, masculine shit. I can assure you of that.

Women have the weight of the world on their shoulders each and every day and we still find time to keep ourselves up. you do not have an excuse just because you do normal things that people do in their life. lol

On the real though a couple of weeks ago well last week one of my friends was tweeting about that. she's been seeing a lot of men that are looking unkept what's going on guys? lol

Oh shit y'all it's time for me to clock in and let me get my laptop from under the bed

I am open mouth laughing right now. Y'all so funny

they are wearing your ass out in these quotes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is why older women tell us "old men will give you worms..."

I couldn't even post this on Twitter. They even know our slang terms for them subhuman things

TURN IT ON NOW music.apple.com/us/album/blo...