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Sister in law pointed out that Adam Sandler was wearing a blue hoodie and he hugged Timothee Chamalamadingdong and he was wearing a yellow suit in what we are hoping was a sign to stand with Ukraine.

How the hell did they let a Russian propaganda “journalist” into the White House in the first place!?

When your mom says you’ll leave as soon as she’s finished with her coffee but she’s been nursing that thing for 2.5 hours

I think it’s bullshit I have to tell my biggest bully I love you every night when I put her to bed.

Right-winger often challenge me to a "debate" and I finally said yes. Tonight, I'll be debating Charles Lowe. Get a ticket to join us live (on my website, as always). Proceeds go to Steel City AF & the Virlanie Foundation for Disadvantaged Children. What questions would you like us to answer?

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The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

Wonder if Elon could survive a week on the salary we make. While he burns through $8 million a day, the working class struggles—yet he paints us as the enemy.

When I get to go on stage and tell jokes or get to create that environment for my local scene it lets me forget of what’s to come for just a fleeting moment. Every time someone laughs I get to be at peace in those few seconds.

Saw my neighbor stealing the eggs from some geese and I don’t think it was about population control.

I haven’t changed friends last names who have gotten married, twice, so there ain’t a snowballs chance in hell I call it anything other than gulf of Mexico.

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

WATCH: Kids Learn about Careers at Children’s Museum

The biggest problem with most of you is you think Kendrick Lamar is your revolutionary friend. Luigi Mangione is your revolutionary friend.

“Insane” has a strong lead for most used word of 2025. “Fucking” a respectable second.

PA-16 Rep. Mike Kelly (R)'s info. Washington DC Office 1707 Longworth House Office Building Washington, DC 20515 Phone: (202) 225-5406 Fax: (202) 225-3103 Erie District Office 17 S. Park Row, Suite A430 Erie, PA 16501 Phone: (814) 454-8190 Fax: (814) 454-8197 Hours: 9:00AM-5:00PM /1

Just leaving this here for history’s sake: currently baffled that 20 wings, a grilled chicken salad and lb of fries is $45. Seeing how this ages.

Being a part of the @stevehofstetter.bsky.social show at 10/20 Collective has been a ton of fun. His new stuff is something y’all should check out!

Here's a reminder of some positive things happening locally in Erie: the SSJNN and BikeErie hosted an open house this week for their Bike Co Op at 436 E 26th. The shop should reopen in the Spring and provide a space where folks can learn to repair and care for their bikes.

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. Veterans suicide.

How long until theirs an executive order that Kendrick isn’t allowed to do the Super Bowl and will be replaced with Drake?

I’m 39 and growing my beard out for the first time and it’s acting like a pornstar cause if I don’t fluff it every 5-10 mins it starts going limp and just looks gross.

Took my kid to the library and she got 2 books and I got one, then went to a local book store and picked up (pre ordered) onxy storm for the wife, book for me and book for little one. Solid day.

The deepest of sighs.

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

Comedy open mic night tonight 1.20 at the 10/20 Collective in Erie, Pa! Free, byob, and donations are accepted. Let someone know who might want to try/check it out!

If I have any friends in the Pittsburgh/Cranberry area I’ll be there tonight with my best 15 minutes! Look up Next Stop Comedy on eventbrite for tickets.

To my #erie people, cool show at the end of the month, 1.31.25 at The 10/20 Collective. Tickets on eventbrite.

To my #erie people, cool show at the end of the month, 1.31.25 at The 10/20 Collective. Tickets on eventbrite.

NEW: 2024 has just been confirmed as the warmest year on record, and the first to breach the 1.5C threshold. We used a ridgeline (Joy Division inspired) chart to visualise daily temperature anomalies since 1940. 2024 clearly stands out with 100% of its days above 1.3C and 75% above 1.5C.

Read this www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

For years, I’ve been brainstorming a potential story that would include PBS, Sesame Street, and Mr. Rogers. I finally found an angle and, well, this seemed like a pretty appropriate time to write it. It should be online soon, but here’s a tease: “Move over Breaking Bad.” #PBS #SesameStreet #history

Wife had a cookie exchange at work, and neither her or our child like chocolate or sweets really. I have 2 things going against me: I love sweets and I’m frugal. I’m going to eat all of them because I won’t let amazing food go to waste,

Hey hey watch this I’m gonna do something a lot of people the political party on the right can’t do: Fuck John Fetterman, I’m ashamed I voted for him, even though Oz still would have been worse. Wegners.

“Hey girl are you platypus? Cause your body is unbelievable” - needed to get out of my head at 3am

Fox News talking about Luigi Mangione, but make the footage Kyle Rittenhouse

Co-worker just celebrated his 6 year anniversary at work as full time and I said wow you’ve literally spent over 10,000 hours here in this building holy shit, and apparently I was supposed to say ‘congrats’