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As glad as I am we didn’t draft Shadeur, I’m a little perplexed why we drafted the guy who did Community and Rick and Morty

Steelers gonna draft Shadeur to continue their trend of only ever making decisions that will piss off me personally

73 and sunny? Time to open the window and blast some Masked Intruder.

You know who had a really awesome fucking name? Olden Polynice

Now is the time for Ralph Fiennes to reprise his role of the crime boss from In Bruges and kill everyone still making Conclave jokes this afternoon

[to the tune of “conquest” by the white stripes] CooooOOOOonclaaaaave He was managing a conclave The pope he recently just died Picked someone messed up inside He was managing a conclave

Next pope gonna have a cervix or whatever

“Nuñez” is the answer to the question “is twelve a good time to meet for brunch?”

Fucking Fulham can’t do anything right

Oh shit ya boi (me) did it again

Did you know that Jesse Plemons is in this movie? Cuz he fucking is.

Just found out Marie has never seen Varsity Blues That’s about to change.

Dude that’s a weak call

Is Valdez pulling a Limas Sweed?

Summertime is mojito szn

Hahaha the fucking Pirates

I sure did :)

Paul Skenes is going to do a team wide murder-suicide

That’s it for me

This is why you rotate your squad even if it is winning.

Whatever dude

Villa players FURIOUS one of their dives didn’t work.

There it is

Genuinely terrible job by this ref today. Letting them have advantage for like a full minute.

Villa players should dive more. It’s really cool

Stfu and go away I’m trying to watch Newcastle United

Bruno is gonna do something stupid today

Today is one of those days where Isak’s inability to ever play the simple pass is really annoying.

Villa looks like scoring every time they get the ball in our half. Is this what it feels like for other fans to watch Newcastle play? It sucks. This isn’t fun.

Absolutely terrible refereeing I. This game wtf

Very handsome goal