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thebiffboff.bsky.social
Am I tough enuss? Hell yes I am tough enuss.
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Want to feel old? This is what Atomic Kitten look like now ❤️

The chicken these these chose as not free f Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge

smh i can't believe they doxxed ea-nasir i don't care if you think his wares are substandard what is babylonian society coming to!!!

Electric showers when they randomly start scalding you for no apparent reason

They look like they’re being announced as the new Masterchef hosts

I was tailgated for 3 miles by a Tesla on the M27

Me crashing out in realtime because an American criticised me sardine omelettes

Sometimes I can’t understand why people in this country are so programmed to enjoy suffering and then you notice that the sun rising slightly earlier in the morning and setting slightly later in the evening has tonked your serotonin receptors like an acme frying pan and it makes a bit more sense

RIP Mexican Pat Butcher

Alan Titchmarsh landing at Toronto Airport

@tessicat.bsky.social

don't walk around your workplace wearing only a sock on your cock and bollocks

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

Simon *and* Garfunkel? In this economy?!

"I'm the first male in history to admit they find coitus an enjoyable, zesty experience."

What my bills see when I'm checking if it's a Valentine's card

JD Vance is a man who’s clearly sucked off an animal at some point in his life.

Every couple of weeks, Linkedin tries to make me follow some random man called Martin Fowler

How did Mr Tumble sneakily recreating the cover to Black Sabbath's debut album escape me for so many years?

It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

Urging British people to take a day off

Bionic from Gladiators

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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