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Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au Got a joke on the Hansard.
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This article got well over 100k likes on Twitter, hit the front page of Reddit and has been shared by Katherine Ryan, Phil Jupitis and MattXIV I think I cooked the deadbeat

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Tell me there are influencers at this party without telling me there are influencers at this party

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

No one at this party knows I’m having an internal freak out

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

its kinda awesome that we live in a time where a twitch streamer lost $300k to a crypto rug pull done by the Argentinian government and is now tweeting that he will get the US President involved if he doesnt get his money back we really let the dumbest people ruin the world

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

"its time to lock in" i say to myself as i close a social media app, seconds before i give up and just scroll a different app

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

What the fuck is going on with our national cultural institutions?? First Creative Australia and now the National Gallery betrays artists and their very raison d'etres with these utterly shameful acts of artistic censorship. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

I wish my imposter syndrome could look at this and go ‘actually maybe you aren’t shit at writing jokes and do deserve to write them for a living’

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

"women watch sport to perv on players" bro you got sport and Bridgeton mixed up

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I’m already at 2 stories hitting over 100k likes this year, proof that being in a bad mental health space is good for comedy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Move over trains, we have new mode of transport

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Sounds like we need a ‘better better bloke podcast’

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Love that the ai logo for ‘Trumpet of Patriots’ has a vuvuzela instead of a trumpet

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Oh that's my emotional support mutual who went from just shitposting to emotional support out of no where

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Jubilee videos are like: '1 nazi who had a month to prepare vs 20 woke teenagers who thought they were coming in to do a dating show'

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

the price of eggs may be high, but as they say, to make an omelette you need to crack a few planes

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A fun reminder of how weird my job is that I fucked up and my boss wants to talk to me about it; but after thinking about it he now wants to record the chat for a podcast

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

can’t think of more cringe loser behaviour than being an Australian trump hat/bumper sticker guy

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

With everything going on in the US it's easy to lose sight of the fact that here in Australia, the fabric of society is also coming apart at the seams.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

“Statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?” said Elon Musk Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

i cant explain why but it feels wrong that 'noble' doesnt have a silent k

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

please disregard my message in a bottle it took so long to float to you I no longer have those feelings

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

after my stroke my doctor told me to avoid headaches imagine the power i would wield if i was one of those people online who respond to every post like 'umm you are evil because your post didnt cater for me specifically'

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

just remembered this thrilling bit of television from an abc political documentary

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Bob the Builder could beat the shit out of Postman Pat

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

i just found out that eric adams is a democrat and that makes everything i know about him twice as funny youre telling me this video wasnt a republican?

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

lol they just put out a statement saying they want all generative ai usage by news outlets to be ‘ethical’ Why is my union so weak willed?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is spot on. University staff should also be doing the same re universities seeking to replace staff with AI "writing advice" or research programs.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

The MEAA needs to start calling strikes over all these outlets teaming up with ai companies Outlets are setting up to destroy the workforce while actively making news coverage worse for a quick buck and our union does nothing about it

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Immediately cancelled my subscription and let them know this partnership is why I cancelled

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

The Guardian teaming up with OpenAi is so embarrassing, who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

my female friend just sent me a screenshot of her telling a man to get fucked she forgot to tell me the backstory but i am supporting her 100% of the way

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

shout out to the channel 9 video progress bar if this is 25 minutes into the show '60 Minutes' then this show is way longer than i thought

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

whenever i see this image, i think to myself 'damn right disabled people can be alcoholics too'

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The average liberal post these days is like: ‘We should called him SmElon Musk, cause his musk is stinky’

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments