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Saluki & UT Law grad. Nerd. Apatheistic. Fun at parties. I know where my towel is. Here for Doctor Who, Supernatural and being sarcastic. I’m nice enough but I can be kind of a bitch. Life’s hard; you gotta make your own fun.
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More fun with AI but I’ll stop soon o swear: Ferg as a regency era gentleman, Tudor era courtier, Victorian era aristocrat, and “high school yearbook”

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More fun with AI: I got to take a photo with Jensen Ackles from supernatural in March 2023. I use that in the AI prompt “pride and prejudice.” I am absolutely dying.

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More fun with AI: me and Pip the Emotional Support Dragon

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More fun with AI: me and my emotional support dragon, Pip.

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I uploaded a picture of myself with the prompt “fire goddess of destruction.” I want to print this on everything and wear it all the time.

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Whenever I get ready to give up a man entirely, Pedro Pascal shows himself. Oh my God, that man is magically delicious. www.facebook.com/share/r/1AQE...

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Fergus shows off the new Fossil bag.

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So is “weird” like super offensive now? My YouTube algorithm is freak out videos and police body cams, and I hear the word “weird” being thrown around like some grave insult. Maybe it’s the Gen X in me, but I’ve been weird for 55 years now and it doesn’t bother me at all.

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A larger percentage of parenting than most would admit is telling your kid something then thinking “I can’t believe they fell for that.”

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CPTSD is just the greatest. I am clearly struggling emotionally over something, but my brain doesn’t really wanna tell me what it is right now. Apparently, I don’t have clearance. In fairness, I have almost no memories of my childhood, so I don’t have clearance for most of my brain.

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Get this otter home!!! www.fox5atlanta.com/news/lost-st...

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Taylor Sheridan is an asshole. Was all that necessary?!?! #1923

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My bedroom, junior year of high school, fall 1986.

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I will always remember where I was today in 2009. 9+ months pregnant in an IMAX theater praying my water didn’t break before the movie was almost over.

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Hmmm….is the cane a Brooks-Sumner affair reference?

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Been a minute since I’ve posted any Fergus content. I think he knows it, too:

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I did too, except we weren’t rich, didn’t live in Bev-er-ly (Hills, that is), and I was awake and looking at them.

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I was preparing for trial all through January, only to have it settle at the last minute. Now I’m starting trial after prepping all February. AND I just got put on a calendar for March. Shoot me or send Starbucks gift cards.

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I’m starting trial today-I *must* be at my office by 8, which for me means 730, which means I need to leave by 630, which means I needed to be up by 530-which means I didn’t sleep. Sokay-Second chair at trial is like being Ed McMahon. You’re not expected to do much and when you are, it’s scripted.

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Ever been so tired you *can’t* sleep? Yeah. It’s awesome.

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I just realized I still know all the words to the theme for “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.” So that’s a thing.

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I don’t have the attention span to sit through a movie at home anymore, but I sure did for “Kill Bill Vol. 1” last night. That movie holds TF up.

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His commercial video love is obsessive.

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Thank god Trump’s looking out for the white Afrikaans. I mean, they’ve been through a *lot*. /s I really love that they said, yeah no thanks.

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*Toys R Us jingle voice* I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on

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Ferg is providing hands-(paws?)-on support for my WFH day.

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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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Use a Star Wars gif to describe how you feel:

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Me: Brain, it’s 1:30. I’ve worked, done laundry, run errands, cleaned out AND REORGANIZED MY CLOSET. Can I go to sleep now? Brain: NO!!!! Me: Dude, seriously….Ive got to actually *lawyer* tomorrow- BRAIN: NO!!!! NO SLEEP! NOW WATCH VIDEOS OF THIS KID REACT TO SONGS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

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Bet all these folks who voted against Kamala to protect Palestine must feel great now.

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Ferg sounds like a 25 year smoker when he sleeps.

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