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Old nerd. Just four bad ideas in a trenchcoat. Half the weirdos on Is That Some Kind of Japanimation Thing? They say I cannot be killed by normal means. He/him
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someone hire me to do a bunch of illustrations (or one really big illustration) so i can buy this

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As I understand it, to block Cuomo, it's critical for everyone to fill out all five slots with non-Cuomo candidates. Here's Mamdani's (very fun) video explaining it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFGk...

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

YES

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Quiet week.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The “ok, not THAT king” rally.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I mean, until you hit the Stonetoss horizon, this is S tier terrible.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

For later reference.

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The first Apes movie released in my life, not to be followed up until Burton's reimagining in the new millennium.

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🇨🇦 Alpha Flight finally gets the spotlight it deserves! 🧭 @never5get.bsky.social talks to True North author Daryl Lawrence about drama, legacy, and why Canada’s super-team still matters in 2025. 📚 A must-read for #Marvel and #XMen fans: 🔗 aiptcomics.com/2025/06/13/a...

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In Wag the Dog, the movie producer who's producing the TV war creates one shot of Kirsten Dunst holding a cat beside a crumbled wall, and that's all the TV people need to hype the fake war and distract from the president's crimes. 1/2

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There's a writer I'm acquainted with who has been very enthusiastic about his AI assistant. I want to ask "Does it ever offer any actual feedback or criticism to you, or does it just mirror back to you how great you are?" Because you can get a daily calendar to do that without boiling the ocean.

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🥰 Good Canadian Girl.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A double bill of Akira Yoshida and #ITSKOJT.

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Ate cold pizza in a con office with the guy who played Draco in the boy wizard movies. This was before they set up a guest green room.

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I sorta hope Spaceballs is to legacy sequels what Walk Hard was to musical biopics.

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My copy of Transgressive Horror Resurrected arrived, featuring my very beefy Shin Godzilla essay.

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This is more relevant now.

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Everyone has a friend who’s got a thing. I got Godzilla and MODOK. @pugsteady.com got Pugs.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

God I love this.

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Should you refer to an awards show in the singular or the plural? i.e. The Tony Awards are this weekend, or is this weekend? I definitely lean towards plural, but I'm only usually right about these sorts of things.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A Spaceballs made by someone who likes Star Wars? Might be watchable.

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When someone goes onto a cooking newsgroup and says "Ahhhh, shit, I fucked up." they want one of these three responses: 1) Oh, shit. You DID fuck up. Keep a pizzeria's number handy. 2) Ah, you'll be fine, it's just be (different in this fashion) OR 3) Nah, it'll be fine. REASSURANCE IS VITAL.

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The first AA14 movie I ever saw on my own. I clipped the promotional poster out of a comic and put it up in my locker.

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"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." A separated bicoastal couple attempt to reconcile over the holidays.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Well that just made the movie a lot more problematic.

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bsky.app/profile/did:... Pin this feed of all Toki Pona content. o awen e ni. o lukin e ijo ale pi toki pona.

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RIP big dog

submitted 3 days ago • 45 comments

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." A separated bicoastal couple attempt to reconcile over the holidays.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

This is incredible

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 3 days ago • 124 comments

It’s always nice when someone is talentless but you get to go “they’re talentless, but that’s not the only reason they suck”

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

When someone goes onto a cooking newsgroup and says "Ahhhh, shit, I fucked up." they want one of these three responses: 1) Oh, shit. You DID fuck up. Keep a pizzeria's number handy. 2) Ah, you'll be fine, it's just be (different in this fashion) OR 3) Nah, it'll be fine. REASSURANCE IS VITAL.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

shel silverstein on the LLM, 1981

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After meaning to do it for MONTHS I have finally gotten By Crom! pdfs up on my itch shop! PWYW for life advice described as "weirdly inspirational": sorcererscatalogue.itch.io/by-crom-pdf

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