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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈Author, aspiring screenwriter, home chef, gaymer, all around nerd. Walking Rorschach test that southerners keep failing. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Who says I can’t find silver linings?? 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂

I need to be over here more I think. But I feel like everywhere the news is depressing so… does it matter? 🤷🏽‍♀️

My wife is in rehab. I was forced to get a second job in Uber Eats delivery. Bright side? I have a movie idea… Down side? I’m SO freaking tired.😫😪

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I’ve been avoiding social media by dealing with hell… what’d I miss?🤔

A long life lived is a story. A short life lived is a lesson. Humanity’s downfall will be that neither are sought; for both contain the greatest enemy of the radicalized mind… the truth.

I’d totally fit it in Westeros… Totally…. 😂😂

My mom was in the hospital for a heart thing and talked about dreaming of “wooden people” and how they were SO happy to see her again. Me: Sounds like an LSD trip. Mom: THAT’S where I saw them! Me:…. Mom? You did LSD? Mom: Girl, I didn’t tell you?! Me: 😳😳

Oh hey… I won a book award. I think this is my first win rather than finalist. Cool. winners.maincrestmedia.com/product/the-...

This Texan approves of this message…

Money can buy anything but immortality.

It is ill advised to use your corporate mobile device to try to schedule an escort for several reasons: 1. You will get into trouble 2. It’s stupid 3. The manager who reviews said exchange will mock you until her dying day, because…. WHAT?!🤦🏾‍♀️

All of the broligarchs are giving Americans a refresher course on what a really truly terrible thing it is for great power to be concentrated in the hands of a single individual

“I will not be on camera as I look and sound like Barry White… the current dead version.” “Yeah, no offense but you sound like shit…” How was that not repeating what I just said, white lady? 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂 WorkLife

My dog has been playing me for 5 years… and today he showed me.

Here's a passage from today’s post about why you should all unite against the billionaires. Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work: www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...

Working in downtown Dallas is fun. Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”. It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck. I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work. Because—- *gestures at everything* See wahala?!???

Them: “You’re an author? You must be really smart!” Me: “M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I”

I wonder how the people in the good timeline are doing… 🤔

Co-Worker with 1 sided beef: I have a trade concern. From email Me: Can you tell me the client? CW: I couldn’t find the client. I have the message ID. Me: Can you email that to me? I will be doing his trade review today or tomorrow. I can do the research when I get to him. CW: *Sends an IM* Me:

Is there a name for a pit/poodle mix? Please tell me it’s called a Pit Bulloodle. Please.

Is Meta down again? (Ha! Finally I have a place to ask that isn’t Elmo’s Virtual Playhouse of Disinformation)

Stay unserious friends…. They can’t take our sense of humor! 🫶🏾

Good news - I got a pair of glasses back Bad news - it was the shades… I’m rocking them anyway for the vision alone 😂😂 Context- It’s rainy in DFW🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

I find it a little cringe that folks like Walmart and folks in the Entertainment industry are "walking back" DEI efforts due to the election. Like... "Oh, we can discriminate without penalty now? Great!" WHAT?!

I can’t get an audience on Threads, TikTok, or Bluesky… I guess I’m just… dull. 🤷🏾‍♀️

They never thought Roe v. Wade was on the chopping block. It was. They never thought Obergefell v. Hodges was on the chopping block. It is. To elect Christian Nationalists because you're pissed about the price of eggs is to put your freedoms on the line in the hopes of saving $25/mo on groceries

It’s everywhere now. Brexit, our election, Germany, and now France? No where is safe. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Fuck me… Suddenly my humorous take on being a walking Rorschach test that Southeners consistently fail… Guys, now it’s a bit… scary? 😳 I hate it here. 😒

Of course it is… it’s the new Thankgiving song we are using to address White cooking! 😂😂😂 #BlackSky

Hi there. I’m an author. I wrote a book published in 2018 called Shadow Resistance prompted by the first time TFG won. It was meant to unite us, but… indie authors and all. It’s fiction, but realistic and… well check out the reviews! #BookSky www.goodreads.com/book/show/42...