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theblackrose.swifties.social
i’m so funny i laugh at myself • writer, swiftie, and certified yapper • lorelai gilmore’s daughter (real) (not a lie) (give me your money (she passed her soul down to me)) she/her | 18
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just realized that i’m going to have to write Aaron Hotchner burying a girl he’s known since she was 4. fuck i’m never going to be ready for that 😭

just remembered BAUgate and how it's probably going to be brought up again in season 18 and now my tummy hurts

the good of today: i played a game with my dad that involved a ton of throwing, so i burned a ton of calories today the bad of today: i now ache all over and it hurts to sit up straight

nobody can convince me that cats aren’t just toddlers because why else would my cat be rambunctious right before bed because he went to bed at 11 p.m. last night (it’s 3 a.m.) and has already had his nap tonight

forever cursing my late dog who had an irrational fear of doors for passing that on to our youngest dog, a great pyrenees who is now deathly afraid of doors at nighttime and terrorizes the neighborhood by barking all night long and refusing to come inside

my relationship goal couple xoxo

fun fact: my mother is one of the people who i am almost certain will never become a Swiftie because her favorite genres have always been rock and country, and the most poppy song she's ever gone out of her way to listen to was Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

Bobby’s casket in 9-1-1 just fucking ruined me WHAT THE FUCK

wait i just realized... okay so in the trailer for Criminal Minds season 18, JJ gets slapped by an older brunette woman right? and her mom is blonde, just like her. so what if that's Will's mom, and this scene comes right after his funeral, hence the casket with the American flag... HOLY SHIT

baffled that the dog my family has had for over a decade still hasn't gotten tired of attention and will still scratch us to get attention despite us teaching her alternatives to that a billion times and ends up scratching us about five hundred times a day

don't know how, but somehow, my cold has made me less descriptive when writing and i hate it 😭

i yearn to experience what i experienced when i first heard the bridge of TSMWEL at least one more time in my life

TW // PROBABLY TMI ABOUT CAT PEE 😭 - - - - - - - - - - my day just started with my cat peeing in a box and then coming onto my bed to kick his pee off all because he wanted out of my room and i was taking too long. i literally changed his litter box last night. i swear to fucking god 😭

The Manuscript just started playing at 2 a.m. and i think this is my punishment for staying up late. i don’t want to cry so i’m going to sleep. see you all in the morning 😭

do you ever wonder if your dog’s really just bitchy tonight or if she knows something is wrong and is trying to tell you and in a week she’ll be able to say “i told you so” because your house went up in flames and now you have nowhere to go or are you normal

just went to pick a pimple on my shoulder. didn't think it would be anything but a pimple, but i still tore it off. imagine my dismay when i pull it away and see a wood tick begging me for mercy 😭

i was today years old when i found out colds could give you temporary phantosmia context: i swore i smelled sawdust in my house the second i got back to my room at 8 p.m. and it followed me into the kitchen (all the way across the house), but my mom woke up and said she couldn't smell a thing 🙃

there are so many things the internet tells you not to do, and my goal in life is to stop caring what the internet thinks and just start living my own life tbh

i love how i can tell when in my outline for the chapter of my fic i'm on right now i got sick because i forgot how to form words and literally wrote 'sound' instead of found and 'form' instead of perform 😭

my actual goal in life is for taylor to release an album on my birthday so that i can make it my whole personality 😭🙏🏻

LOVE WAS THE LAW AND RELIGION WAS TAUGHT !

Chemistry by Gigi Perez and The Alchemy by Taylor Swift are basically the same song, it's just that one suffers from Guilty As Sin? syndrome

i think my problem is that as a part of the whole miserable bit of being sick, my mind decides that being sick means that i’m a failure and gives me depression until i recover

breaking my silence: Matthew Cuthbert and Jeannie should've been end game.

just now realized how many careers Friday Night Lights jumpstarted bc wdym Abby Clark, Elias Voit, Paul Randolph, Shane Ross, and Michael B. Jordan were all on that show 😭

how to stop being in accidental denial that you're sick and trying to do everything you normally do instead of just laying around, watching TV, which is what you should be doing? /rt

roses are red, violets are blue i'm sick and if i have to be, you have to be sick of me too

i’m sick and just sobbed at this, so if i have to see it, you do too 😭 youtube.com/shorts/AkSme...

post flutter clarity just kicked in, now deleting my mental breakdown on the skyline. just want to say that i hate change and i don’t want to grow up. goodnight 😭

i'm so socially anxious that i've read an email out to my literal THERAPIST over and over again that's about changing my time FOR THERAPY 😭

girl life is having a plugged ear that's very sensitive because of a sickness you're dealing with but still needing music on so you play one of your playlists and you just keep skipping all the fast-paced songs

i don’t know how to explain it, but BDILH is a summer song, and i will die on that hill

OH MY GOD

wait actually i think i need to stop thinking about lyrics and just start enjoying them because i’m about to start crying to Crown by Gigi Perez 😭

that one line in Crown by Gigi Perez just hit me right now because …. ‘they put a crown on His head, they only love Him ‘cause He is dead’ ??? holy shit

double my pain and give it to Tronald Dump please, i hate yawning and feeling like my ear is going to explode in both pain and popping xoxo

just remembered that i have to write Haley Hotchner’s death in my fanfic with an mc that’s very close with the Hotchners and i am so terrified now 😭

thought my cat somehow escaped, but no, he’s just sleeping on the windowsill in front of the scorching hot sun 😭

oh my god nevermind 😭 i just looked up the photo i’ve been seeing circulate the internet on pinterest and wattpad for years and saw a zoomed out version and wdym that’s Anna Kendrick tf does she have the same costume department as Criminal Minds

is it concerning that i can tell a photo is of Emily Prentiss in the early seasons even if there isn’t a face because of her belt…

accidentally tripped my dog on her way inside. i now feel like a monster because i read somewhere that dogs don't understand accidents. she is now making me pet her. don't understand why dogs get guilt-tripping but not mistakes lmfao

13 minute update: she is still crying in my parents' room but i gave her a word of advice and she is now crying, trying to wake my mom up because my mom can actually get her inside 🤫

somebody tell me my dog isn’t the most caring dog ever … because my other dog is in the fenced-in backyard and my dog came in, barking at me, trying to get me to get her in because it’s so windy. she then proceeded to try and herd her inside. it didn’t work because she fears doors at nighttime :(

anybody else in the mood to blast Red TV right about now?

besties, i think i just finally finished the first chapter of the story i've been working on since November??? 😭

gotta love how in my one criminal minds fic, one sibling is a doctor who actually helps the community, but then there's a rogue cop sister and a literal serial killer sister who help each other out 😭

do you ever have ideas for your story after 5 months of writing it that you really should have come up with sooner because they just make sense because i just did