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After you've all gone off and pre-ordered your Switch 2, eaten and done some work- play Expedition 33. Fuck whatever else you're playing Fuck your backlog Fuck any dailies Get Gamepass and Play Expedition 33 Because I swear to god if you MF's dont show up for goodness like this we are doomed.

i need @dachsjaeger.bsky.social to do a very specific, and admittedly kinda weird, video. A video where he breaks down hair-rendering tech. Outside of The Matrix, UE5 hair has looked so bad in almost every game I've played this year. Kingdom Come, DA Veilguard, &even ye old Witcher 3 had better hair

I hope @jesawyer.bsky.social is sitting on news of a secret New Vegas remaster. This oblivion remaster is freaking dope.

On TRACKER I dig Randy so much more than Bobby. I'd be cool w both of 'em, but if we only get to have one "Man in the Van," I'm 100% in Randy's camp. #tracker

I bet @annalisawagner.bsky.social could do really cool 'visual trigger' asmr.

Here's a fun "What if," to ponder @xkcd.com : What If we took all the carbon we as a species have forced into the atmosphere and converted it into a graphene mountain range? Weight? Volume? Effect on tectonic plates and wind? What would all those extra 02 molecules do?

If you're wondering if I've checked out Patch 8: I just woke up, and last night I had a dream that myself and @kaitlinwitcher.bsky.social went to a Dr. Pepper Festival/Fair thing and hung out with Astarion while Alfira (sort-of, she looked more human) played music on a stage.

Stop making those little AI image generator memes of yourself as a Barbie or a Ghibli character you are enriching evil companies and destroying the planet and this is like one of the easiest things you can just not do

I think @snowbikemike.bsky.social should play Onimusha: Warlords or Okami next. I'll defer to @timgettys.bsky.social on which to play first.

So we can all agree that @aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov are the only options for the dem ticket next round (if we even get elections...) right?

@heylaurensummer.bsky.social regarding the pic from the xitter -> Dang girl, your abs be ab-ing!

I think Schedule I is more fun than Blue Prince.

@thatgrltrish.bsky.social I think you'll appreciate this specific patch 8 note: "When you succeed a Perception check, the spotted item will now ping on the minimap and be listed in the combat log."

I'm as excited as everyone else for Patch 8, but (and gosh do I wish I could tag Adam Smith) I hope @laratlarian.bsky.social finds a way to sneak in, even if unofficially (w names changed etc), stories about Shadar-Kai and Abdirak. I'll take a blog entry online. Anything. Literally anything.

yo @lucyjames.games i think you'll dig Esoteric Ebb. Free demo on Steam. The writing is top tier and it's just fun/funny.

hey @hankgreen.bsky.social I had a random science thought that I had to share to ease my obsessive brain: I bet cinnamon in water would help it get to a "rolling" boil quite fast due to how hydrophobic it is. I'd assume it would provide a lot of nucleation sites. Don't know why I thought of that.

I just want to live in a world where i get to play BG3 co-op with @kaitlinwitcher.bsky.social . Everything is burning around us, but I could be that "This is Fine" dog if I could cause some friendly mischief while she saves the world.

The extremely volatile person that was put in control is leading to extremely volatile markets? Huh.

hope whoever runs in 2028 runs on a limiting presidential power policy. No one should be able to fuck shit up this bad. the legislative branch needs to rein in the executive branch hard @aoc.bsky.social @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social

here’s my protest take: stop being snarky about people doing literally anything we need all of it even if it’s not your thing

Spending the day daydreaming to escape the awful reality. I'm wondering what a new Dark Tower trilogy from @stephenking.bsky.social would look like with Roland, Dan Torrance, and Holly Gibney. I don't know who the villain would be though. Maybe an event instead? Like stopping a doomsday bomb?

happy maybe possibly hopefully but probably not but could maybe be ff9remake announcement day @brittney.bsky.social

@charalanahzard.bsky.social have you doctors every tried modafinil with you?

I think @timgettys.bsky.social needs to get @brittney.bsky.social on the live-reaction to the switch 2 tomorrow. Imagine if there is a FF9 reveal during it!

I need @jasonschreier.bsky.social to call in every chip and burn every bridge to find out if that Final Fantasy 9 remake was ever real.

i wish i was as brave as @annalisawagner.bsky.social . id love to see the coast. but im too scared to leave oklahoma even though i hate it here. the idea of being on the open road sounds so enticing but terrifying at the same time to me. id never be able to pull it off like she does.

if i could only patch one thing about @owlcatgames.bsky.social 's Path of the Righteous as it rides off into the sunset, it'd be a way for Gold Dragons to keep Aivu. I get you're not Azata, but you a freaking GOLD dragon. I think Aivu would stay as your homie, as long as you're not corrupted.

I wonder if @jesawyer.bsky.social can say whether or not he'd prefer to work in unity or not for his next game(s).

I am sad that Reacher Season Three ends tonight. I don't really have anyone to share this grief with, so I'm going to tag @garywhitta.com b/c I know that homie loves the show too. I would also like a novel where the villain is a Elmo/Ketamine-Karen stand-in that Reacher beats to a pulp.

you know @timgettys.bsky.social there's an alternate dimenison/timeline/universe out there where they made Scarlett Witch the big bad after the kicked kang to the curb. I know I'm in the minority, but I think that universe sounds great. She could have been the MCU Darth Vader! Evil but AWESOME.

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

@owlcatgames.bsky.social what order would you all say is the definitive way to play wrath of the righteous DLC? Order it came out? Swap in and out with the main campaign at certain times?

@annalisawagner.bsky.social an exercise you can do throughout the day is to literally just clinch/flex your butt anytime you're sitting. hold for 5ish seconds, slowly unflex, rest 5, repeat ad nauseum. it won't get fast results, but no knee strain. you can hold a weight in your lap too.

I just want to know who Jack Quaid would be in @gameovergreggy.bsky.social 's Shirtless Batman Universe and Shirtless Spider-Man Universe.

i'm glad everyone likes severance. but. i won't watch it until it ends. i don't care if it's 10 years from now. i need to know it won't pull a GoT or Dexter and turn into poop. that being said, i hope it doesn't bc as of right now, it sounds fooking awesome.

what the hell why was animal control only a short season this year? lamey mclamesauce. #animalcontrol #fox #tv #tvshows

i say this as someone who likes the show: it's funny to me how every episode is supposed to be in different places but it's very clearly the same forest every single time. Ah vancouver shows never change. #tracker

tomorrow is my birthday, i will be bummed. i am weird.

@jesawyer.bsky.social I know you didn't do direct Avowed, but I'm curious about something (spoilers for anyone else reading this) Was Sapadal created during Pillars brainstorming and discarded, or was it an entirely new creation for Avowed?

If I Could Magically RTX Remix Any Game It'd Be Arkane's Prey 2017.

I started reading the Tracker/ Colter Shaw books bc of the show. It's funny how much of it changed. They kept the survivalist and rewardist angle, but you can tell someone said "make him more like Reacher." He went from 5'11 and lithe to Hartley's height and a badass.

@echochlo.com agreed about ted. the world has more than enough defeatist sarcasm. i'm all for celebrating some optimistic sincerity.