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Charity PR type, ex-newspaper editor. Film, food, cheese, books, Spurs. Limited cricketer. Offcumden. Father of teenage girls.
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This is absolutely shocking from Spurs.

Haul Johnson and Werner off at HT. Both very poor. Johnson looks uninterested and Werner is a bit rubbish #coys

Timo Werner seems out his depth at this level

Tottenham are a mental club to support. #coys

Burn Gorman v Matthew Potts #engvnz

I don’t get it. We’re under pressure so we dick about with it in our own box and give the ball away. Time and again. It’s brainless #coys

Another dreadful Spurs performance here. Getting really sick of it

Massive chip

Ordered some "environmentally friendly", non-bleached coffee filters for my aeropress. They arrived separated into four packs each with its own plastic bag, and then all together in one big vacuum plastic bag. Feels good to do my bit for the planet.

Pep out!

Decided not to watch Spurs as I couldn’t handle us getting tonked.

Disappointed the footie (Bradford City) was called off today. Was well up for a day out.

Love Buffy’s eyebrows. Adds to her constant expression of surprise

Follow the missus yeah

Still undecided on here or Threads. More followers on Threads atm

Missus is finally escaping the bad place.

Rewatching 24. It’s still a bit silly but fun nonetheless

Took the eldest to see Alien Romulus. Her first 15 cert at the cinema. I loved it. She didn’t really get it 🥲

Proper Old Trafford

Urgh!

Cooled off a bit. A lot of encouraging signs. Undone by a lack of ruthlessness and a poor piece of marking. Solanke got some shots off but needs to be cannier. The new kids looked good. Madders had a good 45 but then burnt out. Brennan looks short of confidence. #Coys

Richarlison still shit then

One game in and I’m fed up already. I can’t remember the last time we had two good halves.

Urgh. Why do you always do this Tottenham?

Freshen it up a bit with Bergvall. Or Timo’s pace even

It’s really not much fun being a Spurs fan.

Fuming

Fuxache

Stop kicking it straight at him ffs #Coys

I do love a nutmeg Pedro #Coys

Loving the Udogie, Son and Madders triangle #Coys

Get in Pedro! #Coys

Bright start so far #coys

Edgbaston today

Utd have brought on a player who made his debut for them 17 years ago.

Dreary first game of the PL season this. Both teams trying to out-shit the other.

Fulham are paying Utd far too much respect here. It’s still one of the worst Utd teams in years.

Been absolutely rubbish at Fantasy Football for the past few years. This year I’m expecting more of the same. Any tips?

Ok so this is me. I like 70s/80s/90s action/sci-fi and horror films, Spurs #coys, cricket (dreadful batter), gaming (mostly strategy), my cat, the pub, books and plants. A bit of politics / social fairness, food (particularly posh cheese). Oh and my family.