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Expat Birkonian. Evertonian by family edict. Horse Racing and NFL through choice. Involved in Dutch Schultz (pictured) and Spy. I haven't got any money, if you're an ostensibly very attractive woman about to slide into my DMs.
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Rudiger sent off from the bench for launching a plastic bottle 30 yards at the ref after another shocking decision deprived Real of their final attack. Barca better team, ref will be in the Tercera next season.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

96th minute pen for Barca to win the Copa Del Rey.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

46yo Luka Modric and Kylian Mbappe operating on one leg have changed the game here.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

The song Hansen could have sung. "Mbappe, bap bap Mbappe"

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

That Jude Bellingham's a phoney btw. Will end up at a big club run badly on a massive contract. So United then.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Melanie represents Spain in the Eurovision. Clearly not been long in the pop music business but I'm already a big fan of her 'Greatest Hits'.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I was crying about ticket prices the other day, but a lad I know (Gibraltarian Barca fan) was offered a ticket for this Copa Del Rey final at €400, official source (which doesn't necessarily mean face value obv).

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Cunt of a ground this in Seville btw(*). 40 minute walk from the alehouses. Which in Seville heat, when you're getting kettled by the bizzies and have had a glug, is not pleasant. (*) Non denominational ground, Sevilla and Betis have their own.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Scenes nobody(*) likes to see outside the ground at the Copa Del Rey Final. Line of Guardia in full riot gear being forced backwards slowly but surely. These will have been on the lash in a hot and sunny Seville all day. (*) everybody

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I have to confess to being indoctrinated. Fat Dog are immense.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Was told to bet the 100/1 Stoke relegation yesterday by my Stokie mate, when we were out on the lash. Needless to say, alcohol not being the best conductor for recall, the first I remembered of it was when he just messaged me.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yer talk about VAR an that but how's that not a penalty for t'Blades there? Astonishing scenes.

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Passenger side view from the Torreguadiaro bypass. Gibraltar, and in the background, Morocco.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

MEO Speedwagon #Snookerpop

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Having a dog with IBS is a tough gig. The random stenches of shite, you calling him a dirty bastard when it overwhelms the place, only for her to remind you he has an illness, all no bueno.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Charles Byrnes well backed winner, quickly followed by one named after one of my dogs. Who needs form?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was at the Bayern Semi, right at the back of the Lower Gladdy due to cricket practice with a Kopite teacher, who knew I wanted to fuck off early but made me field til the death. Because of him, I could only see up from about the penalty spot up the pitch. He'll be dead now.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

At what point, when you're waiting for a big delivery, do you accept it isn't coming today? Half 2's probably a bit antsy isn't it? I'm on holiday this week and I'm more stressed sitting about doing fuck all than I am in work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Man City charging £71 for their cheapest seats last night. Mate who is a season ticket holder, it comes out at £28 a match, put his up for resale through the club as he's on holiday, and City pay him that £28 if it's sold. Needless to say, it didn't sell at the £71. Make it make sense.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Restaurant at the side of Lake Como, that we walked in and managed to get the last outside table. Wild boar and barolo risotto. Incredible.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

www.surinenglish.com/malaga/mijas... And another one, so that's 3 shootings, a stabbing and a set fire to in the space of 6 days.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Danny Dyer's new film, 'Marching Powder'. I lasted about 8 minutes, which beats Ricky Gervais' 'The Invention of Lying' for quickest "What the fuck is this shit? Where's the remote?"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Guardia everywhere since that shooting the other night. Massive roadblock on the Torreguadiaro bypass roundabout just now, including the black berets armed to the nines with machine guns, stingers, the lot.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Birkenhead's just won again at Catterick, 18/1. Dave Pluck will be incandescent.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment