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[to lit - my own worst enemy] PLEASE TELL ME WHHHHHHHHHY MY BOAT IS IN THE BACKYAAAAARD AND I'M DRESSED UP LIKE A SAILOOOOR CAME IN THROUGH THE POOOORTHOLE LAAASSTTT NIIIIGHT AND YOU'RE, GONE

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Karl Anthony Towns Abughazaleh is this anything nah

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Thread is unbelievable. So many choices, no repeats.

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I blogged for a while. Long enough to look at stuff I had posted far enough back to cringe hard. Taught me that not everything has to be written down forever. Also taught me that usually something I’d want to say was already said elsewhere better.

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CBS neutering their news so they can get a merger approved is not only cowardly, it’s not going to work. Now that Trump sees how they’ve buckled, he’ll never give them what they want. He’ll just string them along more. Dance! Dance!

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Eat a bag of dicks toon

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Simon Hooper called a great game for 89 minutes then decided to stick his head up his own ass.

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Outrageous clock

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Five minutes? After zero in the first half?

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Dan Burn will get a card (which ought be his second yellow) and then equalize in the 95th (out of 3 extra) says my spidey sense.

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Trossard works his ass off and gets by three guys, takes on another, passes to Ö only for 5 to intercept and give it away immediately. <teethgrinding>

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Declan Rice a steal at twice the price

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Fun horsey race! Like Talladega three wide and rubbin’s racin’!

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Havoc: I appreciate the need to shoot each person 450 times after they are already dead.

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Hunter Hines just hit his 69th HR and the announcer called it “the NICEST of his career!”

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HAHAHAHA (Dumb challenge, Bernardo sucks and wasn’t even trying for anything but a penalty, right call for a PK but better that there was no goal)

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Welll I s’pose you could call me someone who enjoys seeing Manchester City take the shit end of a bad/unlucky call. In fact I am perchance an ay-fishy-ay-nado.

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My guess is that neither (a) the college athlete who has given the most $ to Auburn athletes nor (b) the Auburn athlete who has given the most money to college players is Barkley. (a) is Pat Dye (b) is Vince Dooley

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So when my daughter was in the first grade she took part in a morning, before school math class that wasn’t exactly tutoring but kind of a “make math fun” thing. I was a volunteer leader. It was called “Math Superstars” and they gave everyone a red t-shirt.

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Way too many politicians have internalized the bullshit “moderate” pundit concept of “if everyone is yelling at me I must be doing something right.” Your job is to serve the people! You WANT them happy with you!

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It might just be me, but I truly feel the most despair about living in a world where certain people can do horrible things and there just aren’t any consequences.

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Atlanta Falcons schedule release video is gold, 13/10 no notes other than to watch it closely or maybe twice (hopefully it's still readable)

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Step one: annihilate the academic research structure that subsidizes drug discovery. Step two: prevent pharma from recouping R&D by capping prices. Gonna get so many breakthroughs!

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Travis Hunter No Matter What. This kid will be wearing a mustard jacket someday.

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If this had been the first week of the season, that Nicholas Jackson red card would be absolutely correct. They should punish elbows like that, especially when he aims like that. And players should adapt to that call. In the 36th game, when they haven’t punished that all year, I’m less enthused.

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When Ricky Bobby uses a second knife to pry out the knife he stuck in his own leg to prove he was paralyzed.

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A win and a draw and GD puts Arsenal above City now.

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15 Ks so far for Siary on the bump at the Dude tonight. #hailstatebb

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If/when you have kids, listen to them. It helps you understand the world better.

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Maybe ban masks on ICE and not sick folks trying not to get other people sick.

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I like how hockey fans kinda all hate the shit out of all teams that aren’t their own team.

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Natasha Lyonne buying vape batteries at Publix. Poker Face is the best.

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A Catholic kid from Chicago becomes Pope and he’s a Villanova grad… Notre Dame taking a bigger L than January’s CFP.

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