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Messy is cute. Therapy is gorgeous Currently fighting for my polka dot plant's life I wish astronauts were real
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Wordle: locked in Crossword: locked in Scrolling through the worst news imaginable: so locked in Sitting down to work: Benny Hill music

submitted 81 days ago • 55 comments

It is ok to Google the origins of St Patrick's day at work. But only if your boss doesn't walk in on you googling the origins of St. Patrick's day Follow for more workplace tricks

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

My coffee machine at work says "enjoy your beverage" instead of "enjoy your coffee". To be inclusive Because of woke.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Now children. Play nicely and take turns on the shared excel sheet. I know it is frustrating that you can't get in to edit your data. You can have a turn when your brother loses

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Playing papa's freezeria at work to prepare for my new job. When the inevitable moment happens where I make an error so egregious that they have to let me go, I need to be prepared (or they let me go after they catch me playing papa's freezeria at work)

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

"Beyonce takes one day to cry and then she moves on" I sob as I redo the same spreadsheet for the 4th time today

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean (change all spaces into underscores for all files from 2018 to present)

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Me on my way to tell my boss I spent an hour on the wrong form

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Friway (i messed up all the equations in excel)

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

This is who you're judging whrn i have to fill an incident report for super gluing my finger to the desk at work

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

How i think i look when I'm walking around the office like an elementary student does when they don't want to be in class and then running into my boss on the elevator

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Please be careful out there. This guy stopped me on the way home asking for directions. Then he stole all of my snacks and tried taking my kidneys. It's a new scam on the roads. Report to police if you see anything sus

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Actual photo of me learning what compound time means (not only do I have a masters in music theory, I have taught it at university) Next week, I'll learn what an augmented 6th is

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if this feels as good as eating grated cheese out of the bag at 3am

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing hits as good as a cry session in the car before class (I'm the professor)

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

No one knows what truly goes on in my twister mind.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Live footage of me realizing my tamagotchi was on full volume while the symphony was playing

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

This is how it feels going through the mall now that I can't cut through Nordstrom

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments