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I’m just here for the food. Mississippi. Slightly political. Always sarcastic. I “your mom” my own kid. She/her
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How are we gonna deal with people that don’t seem to grasp the seriousness of this situation?

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Don’t Fall In Love With An Elf

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The kid is singing first.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Is it talking about Parks’s performance tonight or national politics?

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People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means. It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.

submitted 2 days ago • 1353 comments

“This dinner is going to feel a little different than usual,” White House Correspondents’ Association President Eugene Daniels told the roughly 2,500 people in the Washington Hilton ballroom. “There’s no president. There’s no comedian. It’s just us."

submitted 3 days ago • 272 comments

When the ports stop having stuff to load onto trucks and trains, the entire domestic supply chain starts to break down, too; it will not just be Chinese goods disappearing from the shelves.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Parks has made it to finals at state championship debate/speech finals. So yall send good vibes to him. If he gets in the top three I gotta take him to Waffle House. 😭😂

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I got some smoked Gouda pimento cheese and grilled it as a grilled cheese. And dear Jesus it’s good.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"When women are in charge, things work" - Pope Francis

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

So I found out our HR software tracks if we’re a retention risk and what our impact would be if we left the agency and my impact was listed as “significant”. So I need to ask for a raise. Because I had to look over three shoulders and around a corner to see that computer screen. 😭

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The acting administrator of the GSA says there is no DOGE team at the agency...it just lists half-dozen DOGE affiliates on payroll and has a section of its building for DOGE use only. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

"Light-bringer? How about you bring some light to your turn signal!"

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

So. I’m behind this car.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

you know the pope's place has to have some really cushy and luxurious couches

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what else JD did yesterday besides kill the pope?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Jd Vance’s next book will be called if I did it

submitted 9 days ago • 37 comments

That man's number two is literally cursed. Like why are people dying four hours after they meet you face to face?

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Pretty sure the next pope will be ultra conservative and I can go back to hating the pope.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think we’ve all watched the movie.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88. He made his final public appearance on Easter Sunday.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

submitted 10 days ago • 48 comments

I texted “K” to my Gen Z co-worker and she texted back, “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU” 😭

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Every evening, without fail, Pope Francis speaks with priests and parishioners at the Holy Family Catholic Church in Gaza City. He tells them that they are not forgotten and that, as long as he has a voice to cry out for an end to the Israeli assault on Gaza, there is hope for peace and justice.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

submitted 10 days ago • 167 comments

I had no idea Josh Duhamel on a horse was gonna affect me like this. #ransomcounty

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Adulting is when you realize all you want is a home, a stable job, and a partner to settle down with.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

😭

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Yo, here’s the thing. Federal employees are, by and large, rewarded for keeping their heads down and doing the work and not taking credit for anything. It’s not about us. It’s about the people we serve in our work. That’s literally what taxpayers fund our salaries for. This does not help us.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

💯 this!!!

submitted 11 days ago • 362 comments

Found my store

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

One way someone could poison RFK Jr would be to give him some poison and say "this is poison"

submitted 11 days ago • 67 comments

The people who want the historically dominant group to remain dominant are the people whose membership in that group is the only thing they have going for themselves. If you’re a white dude who sucks, being a white dude is the only card you have to play, so I suppose you play it. Weak.

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

“Men are largely outnumbered in college now” First of all, not largely so. Second of all, I RARELY see women minimizing college education; I see men do it regularly. Maybe the manosphere should stop doing that. Lastly, women are not to blame for men’s resentment and resulting avoidance.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

One of my old kids from a few years ago texted me and she said she’s about to graduate high school and I told her if she graduated I’d be there. And I know I did because I tell all my kids that. 😭 I can’t believe she texted me three years later!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I am in such a bad mood today. I’m irritable and I’m angry.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment