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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
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I got through the worst time of my life with no support system, minus the part about getting through it.

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Gonna try to make calling May 8th “Mayth” a thing.

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What it feels like to wear glasses without anti-reflective coating.

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For ALL intents AND purposes? In this economy?

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New comic! Wherein Cord relates.

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Know that every time you share a news story for the next four years, the "WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED????" is implied.

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Is it weird that the only fictional characters I like are ones I wouldn't want anything to do with in real life?

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I think I’m only still here due to fear of what comes - or does not come - after.

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I need a rest. Anyone got some laurels I could borrow?

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You can tell it’s a bad day, because I don’t even have the energy to continuously delete and re-post the skeets that would surely make me famous if only they were seen.

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Encountering more than two mild inconveniences within five minutes of waking up should legally entitle you to return to bed for the remainder of the day.

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New comic! Wherein Cord whines.

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I’m not a pet owner, but my obsessive vacuuming habits would suggest otherwise.

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These people make me ashamed to call myself a hate-filled monster.

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More like the “Met With My Indifference Gala.”

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Did you know? I also do a weekly comic!

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Well, it’s National Cartoonist Day, so here’s my very first comic and a semi-recent one.

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“Cry me a river.” I mean, I could do an ocean, but you’re the boss.

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“The American people understand shared sacrifice”? Bro, the American people can’t even be troubled to mask or stay current with vaccinations during an ongoing pandemic. Furthermore, they’ve repeatedly tried - and failed - to ignore said pandemic into nonexistence.

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Not to be a snob, but when I go on a journey to the center of somewhere, it's Earth or nothing.

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I'm not so much an afterthought as a neverthought.

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New comic! Wherein the guys post-game Free Comic Book Day.

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Today's the Met Gala, so

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Yo, does anyone have an in with the universe?

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Shitpost? That was a fartpost, at best.

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sometimes on social media i’ll be like “water is good, stay hydrated” and the comments will be like “my husband was murdered by a rogue drop of rain, you piece of shit.”

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Shitpost on Bluesky. As a little skeet.

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I was 13 when this first aired, and I had no idea how often I would feel like engaging in similar crash-outs as an adult.

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I think I could improve my social media experience by getting off of social media.

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