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GOP : they killed a squirrel Voters : women are dying of sepsis in parking lots under your policies GOP : squirrel 🥺

Yeah, do not get cocky, do not get complacent. Act like we’re down 5 and desperate to make up for lost ground.

It's so funny how the cure for conservative ideology is basically just education. Like you get someone to read 20-30 books on virtually any topic, and they are like "huh, this whole idea is actually dumb as fuck it turns out."

I was surprised because normally you read an article like this and like ten paragraphs down there's the inevitable reveal that the company was bought by a private equity firm sometime in the last decade. But there's no such paragraph here. No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph.

What's even more fucked once you read the full story is that the doctor insisted on an extra ultrasound AFTER the fetus was already declared dead while the mother was on the brink of death because they wanted documentation to cover their asses in case of a lawsuit. Heinous beyond words.

so the seven year old wanted to watch the World Series tonight and that meant we got to explain to him that people were telling awful lies about our friends on the television thanks to the gross anti-trans ads running during the game fuck these fucking assholes

Some people believe that not voting for Kamala will somehow punish Democratic leadership when it will actually punish abortion seekers, LGBTQ people, immigrants and their families, and, yes, anti-war activists

please keep going with “dipshit” please bring back “weird” it was WORKING and it resonates with people and it’s actually extremely important to point out when the emperor has no clothes and also Musk (like Trump) gets off on being hated but cannot handle being mocked

what that makes me incandescently angry about the Musk cash-for-votes shit is that it demonstrates that he does, in fact, understand how desperate the vast majority of people are for amounts of money that are infinitesimally tiny to him, and he thinks it’s funny.

journalists need to stop treating this like it means anything. “what if trump rejects the results” so what, who cares?

‘New York Times’ To Cease Publication theonion.com/new-york-tim...

Trump’s closing message is a full blown hate campaign against black and brown people. Historians will look back in astonishment that this terrifying reality wasn’t the subject of wall to wall coverage and commentary in weeks leading up to this election. He’s not hiding anything.

the secret technology they are using to control the weather

There is no Green Party anymore. There is only a con artist with ties to Russia running a conservative-backed psyop designed to siphon votes from actual progressives. www.salon.com/2024/09/23/j...

i would like to observe and note here how wildly inappropriate it is for a major defense and aerospace contractor to appear on stage with a presidential candidate at a political rally and tell brazen lies about voting

This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.

it really is not an exaggeration in the slightest to say that the trump vance plan for reducing housing costs is ethnic cleansing

I do want to force catholic hospitals to perform abortions against their will, actually. If you can't offer full maternal care don't be a hospital. Fuck off.

In the interest of a mature and robust civic culture and debates over matters of public interest, fuck this guy and fuck you if you vote for him.

Hell, I'll go one better: Trump already had a chance to respond to a hurricane *that hit North Carolina* You'll be shocked to learn how it turned out! Link: www.wbtv.com/story/353984...

Members of Congress who voted to defund FEMA and the National Flood Insurance Program one day before Helene hit: Sen. Budd (R-NC) Sen. Blackburn (R-TN) Sen. Hagerty (R-TN) Reps. Bean, Bilirakis, Cammack, Donalds, Gaetz, Lee, Luna, Mills, Posey, Waltz, Webster (R-FL) Rep. Bishop (R-NC)

Cops guarding a grocery store in North Carolina because payment processing is down… in case you’re wondering what their actual job is- it’s protecting capital- not you

(VP debate) MODERATOR: What is your favorite sports blooper? TIM WALZ: July 5, 1989, Paul O'Neill on the Reds bobbling the ball and kicking it to the first baseman because he thought the game was over and accidentally preventing a run JD VANCE: Women should be required to wear tracking collars

this fuckin creep wants to monitor womens menstrual cycles

Look if you want to be showered with corrupt gifts from shady folks in public life, you can do it, you just have to get yourself on the Supreme Court.

After Amari Marsh had a miscarriage, South Carolina prosecutors jailed her without bond, charged her with murder/homicide by child abuse, and threatened her with life imprisonment. The criminalization of pregnancy loss in red states after Dobbs: www.cnn.com/2024/09/23/h...

I have to say, it's kind of amazing how every single dipshit hack dickweed who's been way overpaid for way too long to make America fucking dumber via the worst journalism on the goddamn planet has come out of the fucking woodwork to defend this dumb asshole who sent nudes to Captain Brainworms

I’m going to need a massive chart that explains which Republicans are self-identified Nazis, which Republicans are simply parroting Nazis, which Republicans are defending slavery, which Republicans are dealing with sex scandals, and which Republicans are juggling combinations of the above.

If you vote legally, he's going to jail.

FYI: NBC News has a one-stop page for people in every state to check on their election laws, deadlines for registration, how to vote by mail, everything you need to plan your vote. This is the kind of thing that should be shared widely, so please get to it

Amber Thurman was 28 years old. She loved being a mom to her six-year-old boy. Her last words to her own mother: "“Promise me you’ll take care of my son.” Her son will grow up without his mom because of Donald Trump's Dobbs' decision and Georgia's MAGA abortion ban.

Amber Nicole Thurman was killed by Georgia's abortion ban. She died in a hospital, surrounded by medical providers who could have saved her life. This is what abortion bans do. www.propublica.org/article/geor...

In the last 24 hours alone, the Arizona Republican Party’s official Twitter account has shared nearly 100 posts about Haitians eating cats and dogs, another 100+ posts referencing the Great Replacement and other various racist grievances about migrants in Springfield, Ohio.

For the second day in a row, schools in Springfield, Ohio, are being evacuated because of apparent threats fueled by Trump and Vance's high-profile racist fear-mongering. The school district evacuated two elementary schools and closed one middle school.

Republican-led stochastic terrorism in action

Yes, this is Elon Musk threatening to sexually assault Taylor Swift.