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thechaoticqueer.bsky.social
Crowned the worlds #1 Sasshole 17 years in a row They/them 29 years old
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Dem leaders rn:

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

It'll be egg-zactly what she wanted! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Valentine #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDayGifts #Eggs […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

your secret is safe with me cause i lowkey zoned out

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Rip tiktok. Now what am i supposed to do when I'm taking a shit?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, a bitch just wants to be cuffed 🤷🏼‍♀ #hornythoughts

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What is pinterest even for if not planning entire weddings in your mind that will never even happen? #pinterest

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Me last night: "im gonna set my alarm a half hour earlier so i can be sure to be up and not be late to work in the morning" Me when my alarm goes off: *snoozes 15 times*

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Bunch of people said they voted for a man because the price of goods was too high. Same man wants to increase prices of the said goods by 25% on day one.

submitted 94 days ago • 28 comments

My carrot was a little crooked, but it still tasted great ;)

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Yo all i want rn is some lightly buttered corn bread

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Finding more and more queer cuties to follow every time I open this app…

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

can i pls get everyone's favorite queer memes? #queer #memes

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

#queer #meme

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 96 days ago • 974 comments

I just love women tbh #queer

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Women in sundresses? 😍 Women in overalls? 😍 women in SUITS? 😍😍😍 WOMEN!!!!????😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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submitted 97 days ago • 98 comments

The way my body just started having pain out of nowhere and now im just laying here like

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

There it is again, that funny feeling..

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

submitted 101 days ago • 1283 comments

The double standard. When Mickey Mouse Club Justin Timberlake did Sexy Back it was fine but with Sabrina Carpenter it's "How dare she, there Children out there" pearl clutching

submitted 101 days ago • 16 comments

THIS IS ME MANIFESTING GETTING A GIANT SCHNAUZER IN THE FUTURE THANK YEW

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin

submitted 102 days ago • 763 comments

This App gave me my furry awakening.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Fresh out of the shower.. but still in need of a bath it seems.. of the tongue kind~ commission for @mdipurple.bsky.social

submitted 104 days ago • 33 comments

Can i just float here.. Just pretending its all ok?

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submitted 108 days ago • 6 comments

I think im gonna do a horny meme dump.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Seems pretty obvious to me...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

When ur mom thinks that ur cheeks are flushed from alcohol but really it’s from smut

submitted 109 days ago • 5 comments