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thechillgiant.bsky.social
this town ain't big enough for the one of me
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Fucked me back dragging a mail-order mattress up my front steps, incredible, who could have foreseen this

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The Monkey is stupid, The Monkey is peak

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The Quirked Up White Boy Foundation is my non-profit for making sure men don't grow up without at least one guy friend they can call to send an outfit like this to so that said guy friend can say "hey man are you doing alright"

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

New Captain America movie is...fine? Inoffensive? I'm still chewing on it. Not trying to judge it for what it's not trying to be, but if you're going to make a movie where Sam Wilson has to clash with the warhawk American president, you'd think it would try to say SOMETHING profound at least?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Egg rolled off the counter when I turned around, I don't know how I can recover financially from this

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Dipping my toes back into painting minis, pretty happy with this freehand marble texture

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Aren't we supposed to be arresting this guy on sight???

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Barf! On The Chinese Rug

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Hold up, real life infinite money glitch???

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Are you telling me that the American President has a VIZIER???

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

it was bad enough when elon musk ruined my favorite website to have fun on. now he’s ruining the government and the entire concept of democracy??

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

Currently seated for Companion (2025). Support your local theater folks.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Rewatching Taken for the first time since I was a teenager, the action in this movie is so fuckin goofy actually

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

lol, lmao

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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one. shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...

submitted 41 days ago • 184 comments

Walmart's FILTHY for this one, that's a $10 drink coaster

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I too would have aided and abetted the systematic murder of the jedi if they had forced me to have a fuckass rat tail haircut

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

the Lynch thing I can never get over is how the midi notation for Laura Palmer's theme in TWIN PEAKS literally forms two peaks

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

The beast requires additional noggin rubs

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Banana Twins (1965) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Housed a whole box of these in my 2010 Nissan Altima along with two white Monsters, great snack, not sure what Ebert was smoking

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Damn, RIP David Lynch. "And if YOOUUuuuUUuuuuuUUUuuUU CAaaAAan BeeeEEEEEEELIEVE IT" will live on in my lexicon forever.

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Still haven't touched Balatro, but I can feel it calling to my dopamine receptors like the Green Goblin mask

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Nintendo Super Switch would have been cooler

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Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Zeno’s Karaoke

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Banana Twins (1965) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Housed a whole box of these in my 2010 Nissan Altima along with two white Monsters, great snack, not sure what Ebert was smoking

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments