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Raskin: "If you can opt out of mandatory classroom readings bc it offends your religious objections, you can do it bc it offends your philosophical beliefs... you're gonna have a lot of cases where ppl say 'Our family doesn't believe in evolution. We don't want our kid in class when it's taught'"

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Is there any possibility ANY Conservative Justices (Not Alito or Thomas, they're corrupt) but the other 4 EVER have an "oh shit" moment when T-Rump RUNS to a microphone IMMEDIATELY after a ruling. They rule on arcane procedural matter & Trump shouts "kick out all these OTHER 'Americans', whoo hoo!"

We're talking about AMERICAN politics & connotations AMERICANS incorrectly, but none the less passionately due to decades of indoctrination, give to socialist, communist, & the People's Republic of wherever the feck. We've lost 2 winnable elections on MESSAGING. BE better. Study history.

Y'all act like this shite doesn't help us. Keep him posting. Anyone think this is EARNING GOP votes?

Cue the Young Frankenstein memes.

I don't think you should dehumanize MEGAN like that.

You haven't won yet. When/if you do, BE about it, don't TALK about it.

I bet he can get some LIV golfers to accept sponsorships.

i can’t express how much i stan rick steves

People ALWAYS forget about the "arc of moral justice" to paraphrase Mr. Wolf "a few twists and turns aside" "always bending upward".

Block and or mute and move on. It's our duty.

Rieckhoff: That’s America’s Secretary of Defense. I wish he attacked Vladimir Putin as aggressively as he attacks CNN and others

Seriously, The People really should get a pretty long leash when making policy to correct 50 years of unfettered trickly down on our heads of their unwavering stream of unrestricted Capitalist piss. Still, marketing. Pick a better fecking name. Socialist has bad press. Let's just be Progressives.

Let’s be absolutely clear. This decision, based on fringe conspiracy theories, will kill children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

What these MASKED TERRORISTS fail to appreciate are BOTH unending arc of social justice always trending upward (putting them on wrong side of history) AND that muther fuckers ALWAYS SNITCH when pushed. We WILL identify you when members of your "patrols" cooperate with the future Justice Department.

As the Ayatolla, if you know the MOP can destroy targets 600' deep in solid stone or reinforced concrete don't you just tunnel to 1500'? Asking for the sane Veterans & members of the US populace.

Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets? I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.

Canadian citizen Johnny Noviello died on Monday while in ICE custody. Why wouldn’t they have just put him on a plane and sent him north? They didn’t have to kill him. He was reporting to his probation officer. Yes he had a drug conviction, but he was still a human being. Jesus Christ.💔

Our current President is a traitorous, convicted felon, and a court-adjudicated rapist who lacks the intelligence, character, decency, and cognitive ability to lead. His presence is doing us irreparable harm. We should not normalize him, but normalize stating the truth about him.

Schiff: So Mr. Bove would have us believe that all those people are just making this up… Apparently, everyone has it wrong—except Emil Bove. I just don’t believe him. I don’t think anyone believes him. And today, he made it abundantly clear why no one should.

Never thought of it this way. Ahahahaha!

More secretive than D-Day or the Manhattan Project? Hegseth is a sock puppet with an insane operator.

Only president for *some* people.

NOT A SINGLE SENATOR should vote to confirm Emil Bove for the 3d Circuit Court of Appeals. (Fixed It!)

Yes, but they are also crackpots.

Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

Crockett: The First Lady, a model— when I say model I’m not talking about Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, or Naomi Campbell level— applied for an Einstein visa. You’re supposed to have some sort of significant achievement… She had none of those. It doesn’t take an Einstein to see the math ain’t mathin

Jeff Bezos is worth $230 billion and is reportedly spending $20 million on a three-day wedding in Venice while sailing around on his $500 million yacht. If he can afford to do that, he can afford a wealth tax and to pay Amazon workers a living wage. Hello?

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Why are federal agents wearing masks? It undermines trust and poses a threat to American democracy.

We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy. Sarah Silverman

It's not demeaning. It's battle damage assessment. HIT what they targeted. Good start. Where's radiation leaking from holes? What we know is you ONLY KNOW what nitwits around you hope to convince you of for their ends. That fine layer of blue granite dust & no smoke is NOT a "good" sign.

If one ACTUALLY buys PHYSICAL Au in case of financial collapse one is a zombie apocalypse believer. Au & Fe ore are both only traded "on paper". And, BOTH would be worthless in a real total financial collapse. Green beans in January have real value in a zombie apocalypse.

You said "earn" you meant "hoard".

Mike Johnson’s “The bill does not increase the deficit” is akin to Donald Trump’s “The sites in Iran were completely obliterated.” Shameless lying to pretend things are better than they know they are. It would be like FDR saying, “Depression? WHAT Depression?” or JFK saying, "There's no Vietnam."

Yeah? So. No one is gonna barter goods for gold when currencies fail. If one has a diversified portfolio perhaps gold is a useful tool but it's NOT security against the failure of capital markets. IF it got that bad Au would be as worthless as a dollar.

Has the national birthrate even ticked up a tiny fraction since overturning Roe? Almost like GOP can't make women have the babies they can just make it a longer, more costly, or more dangerous trip to eliminate an unwanted pregnancy.

The people buying gold in case of economic collapse who really believe we're gonna trade green beans, corn, and eggs for a shiny metal like it's 1625 and not 2025 are silly bunnies.

It’s not OK for ICE to operate with masks and no badges. Law enforcement should ALWAYS have easily visible identification when making arrests/detainments.

When you look at ICE agents salaries 2024 versus 2025 and see them doubling their income you will then understand why they don’t care who they lock up and because they are masked they have an untraceable immunity It’s all about money not morality They are making overtime with every detainee

Indeed it should — but don’t hold your breath. Most of our newspapers are feckless, intimidated and cowardly!

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.