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I should've been born a fairy that runs naked through the woods. Instead I was born a fairy that works a 9 - 5 to afford brunch on Sunday.

Don't Shoot! - I say to my husband as I continue to edge him

This is what Queer Joy looks like

I need to get curtains for my front room so I can walk around my house naked. In the meantime I'll just wear a loosely tied robe

Started replaying Legends Pokemon Arceus while waiting for ZA and I forgot how much fun this game is

Hubby: I don't want to go to work tomorrow Me: Me neither but it's the only way I can keep you Hubby: What are you trying to say? Me: That I love you Hubby: Good choice of words

I need the sun to come up so I can tan these legs. I wanna wear short shorts while hiking and not blind anyone

One of the little joys in life is picking out what underwear to wear(or not) for the day.

People: You probably don't remember me Me: I don't even remember the people who have given me a bj so probably not

Good thing I wore a belt today or my pants would be every which way but up Belt will definitely come off later though 😏

Who are you and why are you telling me about your life?

I wish that I could've gone to a professor's house when I was ten and given a little monster to go around fighting other little monsters.

I know what I'm having for dessert...

Somebody somewhere Needs flowers tonight

How many Americana/Hipster/Country Punk Drag Queens are there because that's the type of queen I would be

Made this for the hubby. Best part is the pattern was free online. No monies given to Terfzilla the Estrogen Police

Congress: We must ban Tik Tok because they're giving our secrets to the Chinese government! Also Congress: We must save Tik Tok so our constituents won't be angry! Congress:

Toxic Masculinity is so weird because it's really not hard to be nontoxic. Though I guess it is for some people. Wonder if something is wrong with them

Powers Restored 💈

I'm so ready to go Plundering tonight

Gays on BlueSky: Look at me. I Gym. Look at my Hole. Look at my Rod. I am Cher, Destroyer of Worlds. Me: I like coffee and cross stitching. Let's see what video games everyone is playing.