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The one, the only, leader of the DBV Nation, voice of a forgotten generation, bringing you comedy, satire, and stories from the times before!!! 4.5 million followers across all platforms!
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What in the world are yall kids up to?!? #extremeathlete #sports #kidsthesedays

You don’t really get this Gen Alphas do you….#genalpha #blowitup #nextgeneration

You’re all good, until he remembers what he is! #Murder🐱#nope #cats #cats_of_instagram

I mean, at least she gave it a go… #tryfirst #maybenot #comedy #lessons

It takes all kinds, but we don’t want to see all kinds…. #Theworldneednow #idiocracy

Australia….when is a good time to visit?!?#comedy #australia

It’s true, especially on my birthday!

Nope rope means nope!

You know I’m right @mcdonalds #salty #comedy #fafo

Parents, don’t rob your kids of this #outside #feral #genx #oldways

Simple must not be cool…. #spout #poursomesugaronme #genx

Today is the day! The last pool cleaning video! #theend #poolcleaning #looksgood

There are many other good songs for that! #racoon #7inches #comedy

Just don’t record it…

I’m invincible!! #dadbod #invincible

We just turn it up…

Some still learn by the old ways…

The Mrs. Would 💀 me if I didn’t!

Never Call me that!!! #latefordinner #dontcallmethat #names

Definitely Charleston! #charlestonsc #trashy #rich #iykyk

Y’all don’t even know how bad those Alphas are gunna blow up this world! #genalpha #genx #burnitdown

An entire arsenal!

Why are you watching this?!?

Yeah, hard pass on needing to fight a shark…#sharks #ocean #genxtakeover

And we thought it was normal

And a good night to you fine people!

If I had wings….I was meant to fly…

I think it’s a little late for that….

We should all be worried…. #chatgpt #study #notqualified

Gotcha!

Because, ya know… keep it in the wrapper…

We have to find balance…

Not the flavor you were looking for…

Especially this one! Happy Easter you filthy animals!

I ain’t as good as I once was…

About as smart as…

It’s never gone!!!

Pretty straight forward if you ask me…

Back to the pool! Day…. Who knows….

Let god sort em out, the GenX way!

The GenX crew just spent the weekend in Vegas! Hangover style 🤣 @cheerchoiceawards thank you for having us!!! It was a blast! #hangover #miketysontattoo #whathappensinvegas

You heard it! GenXTakeover hits Charleston June 6th at the Joe Reilly Stadium as part of the Legends of The South Charity softball game benefiting the MUSC Shawn Jenkins Children’s Hospital! Get your tickets at Riverdogs.com , or watch my livestreams for ticket giveaways! #charity #mlb

I’m not falling for it…. Let it happen

But what’s the status of that spoon?!?

Good ole Leon!

I’m over here wishing I look as good as Wilford…

Cheese really is that important…

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

What in the absolute fu**! #coldashail #noway #reaction

Don’t mess with the Nokia! #Nokia #chucknorris #comedy